Poolio and weirdest sliding experience of the year

[This is insanity!]

Poolio,

I think I left my cock ring at your house. PM, MSN, or call me whenever you read this. Thanks.

For the rest of you, what is your weirdest sliding experience of the year?

 

[PeAceOuT]

Mine was when I slid into this thread.

Review to follow.

 

[roger_in_oly]

No.

My weirdest sliding experience of the year happend with Mackie @ Platinum. Every 5 minutes she would get up and eat a sugar packet. I asked her what the deal with the sugar packets was, but she kept ignoring my question and telling me how much she loves silly white boys.

Heheheheheeh, fuckin' Mackie. You never know what the wild and crazy bastard is going to do next.

 

[Joris D]

It wasn't sugar she was swallowing it was cyanide. She couldn't handle your stench.

 

[Wee Jess]

No, I'm pretty sure it was sugar because we shared her last packet, while we were spooning. Mackie is wild and crazy bastard, but she also has a romantic side that is greatly appreciated.

I'm not disputing that my asshole stinks. Just correcting you on your cyanide hypothesis.

 

[Rose]

I think she was trying to kill you as well, She must have picked up the wrong packages on her way to work then.

 

[Pompal 09.]

No, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. After our slide, Mackie was kind enough to give me a tour of the Platinum locker room. It was in there that she showed me her sugar packet stash. Not only is Mackie a wild and crazy bastard, incredibly romantic, she's also a very warm and caring young woman.

 

[pikko]

Liar!!!, What brand of sugar was on the packet then?

 

[#2 was a miscarriage]

weird ... what was an obviously invigorating session suddenly is viewed as Jonestown.



PS Rusty, it seems Granny had hung your cock ring on the xmas tree.

 

[NoPro]

CUKROWY.

 

[Maryshaye]

EGAD!!!!!

 

[A.Herd]

I knew you were lying, She uses Redpath.

 

[Bone Idle]

No, I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Mackie has her sugar sent to her from Gliwice, Poland. As if Mackie would trust a white trash sugar brand like Redpath.Hehehehehehehe, boy oh boy, is Mackie gonna have a good laugh when I tell her someone on massageplanet.net thinks she uses Redpath. Heheheheheheh.

 

[jerry]

the camomile ain't doing it for ya , huh... as much as we both get sentimental at this time of year, maybe we should stick to the tried and true ... back to the wooly mammoth rug in front of the fireplace next year.

 

[iloveTheSimpsons!]

Technically you are right, however it was Redpath that was imported from Poland. Redpath in Poland is a sacred sugar, it's the caviar of all sugars. She actually imported a special sugar from Poland that was imported to Poland from Canada.

However don't tell her that it is a white trash sugar here, if that information gets back to Eastern Europe Redpath will be doomed.

Sometimes I bring her in sugar packets that I get from The Second Cup and tell her that I had it imported from Poland just for her...This gives me an extra ten minutes of sliding.

 

[goingmad]

You're fucking smooth.

Just when you think you know all the sliding tricks of the trade, you're humbled by a guy who is operating on a whole different level.

Me = Zab Judah

You = Floyd Mayweather Jr

I graciously accept defeat.

 

[infinite crisis 247]

Stick around kid, my next lesson to you will be how to receive a freebie. First you find someone who is not reviewed by VBB. Then you set up an appointment with that girl. You tell her that you are VBB, Sliders and Whackers go crazy for a positve review by VBB. This is the trick....You tell them if they give you a freebie you will add .50 point on the VBB scale in the review. Most likely you will recieve a freebie unless VBB was just before you...that happened to me once it was an embarrassment. Thank God I had Impoted sugar packets and wet naps for back up.

 

[Duey]

I actually tried this with Allegra at Platinum. All I can say is......EGAD!!!! I said I was VBB, and if she gives me some sweet sliding sexiness, I would make her a star on the massage board. She laughed for about 10 seconds, socked me right in the kisser, and said ;

Allegra - What kind of self-respecting boy would call himself very bad? That's fucking stupid. Now, get the fuck out of here before I send in Mackie to force feed you sugar packets, until the inside of your mouth is covered in cankers. Capiche?

Rusty - Everything but capiche.

Allegra - Get the fuck out of my face, asshole.

(I run out of Platinum as quick as I can)

Not sure if this works on other MPA's, but Allegra's certainly not having any of it.


Anymore sliding nuggets of wisdom, coach?

 

[Nico]

sorry but whats a VBB?

 

[brisbeachmom]

VBB is the VP of Sales for massageplanet.net massage incorporated