Revenge of the WCW

[lourrainne]

One destined day Shane McMahon and a bald headed midget wrestler came to my hut. An excited Shane explains "This midget wrestler R2 has a MP3 message for Tito Santana, is he a relative of yours Chico Santana?"

"Tito

 

[nicksaysno]

The Massage:

Annabelle is a good looking Latina with a killer body. People have said that she has an average face which I agree with but average + dirtrty = hot! Her massage skills are okay as I indicated I like hard-deep massages but she is very erotic. With a couple of licks and kisses I didn't seem to care too much about getting a massage. Overall my lightsaber had an extremely good time with this bounty hunter. I have never had a MPA pay so much attention to it especially during the BS.

Looks: 7/10 (but 10/10 on dirrty factor)
Body: 7/10 (but 10/10 if you don't like big boobs)
Massage: 5/10 (but 10/10 for well placed kisses/licks)
Body Slide 10/10 (this was perfect)

At the end of the massage Annabelle told me she was hired by Macho Man to create the clone army. Revenge of the WCW to be continued!

Tito "The Chosen One" Santana

 

[surfinboy360]

I miss WCW. They had some really crazy gimmicks and Larry "The Legend" Zybisco.

LARRY....LARRY....LARRY

 

[shihtzupup98]

I was a big fan of Disco Inferno. He was a great worker and could be very funny.

I also miss seeing Rey Misterio fight Juventude Gurerra. I must have watched those two fight 50 times and yet I still couldn't wait to see them go at it again.

I will not miss Horace Hogan, The Dog, Glacier, David Flair, or any one of a hundred boring lousy workers (o.k., 50 of them were Brutus Beefcake with different names).

I also miss Miss Hancock. Sure we get Stacy Keebler in the WWE, but Miss Hancock in that tight business suit taking off her glasses, letting down her hair, and dancing on the announce table was the sexiest thing WCW ever did.

 

[Priestess]

Horace Hogan was hilarious. Wrestlers like Horace Hogan, David Flair, Mike Enos, etc, are what made WCW so hilarious to watch. Another great one was Alex Wright. Remember when he used to come to the ring doing that really gay dance to techno music, and then all of a sudden they tried tomake him some bad ass German dude? Man, i'll never forget when they first introduced Alex Wright's new character and you could hear some white trash guy in the crowd screamig "DO THE DANCE, DO THE DANCE". Heheheheh it was truly hilarious.

Remember the whole Master P fiasco or the time they had the older brother from The Wonder Years do colour commentary on an episode of Nitro? Classic stuff indeed.

 

[ShiningKnight]

I think I know what you were doing just before you posted this gold. It seems that there really is a correlation the MPA world, American Idol and now professional wrestling.

I do have a question for you though on the latino factor. When WCW would tour the US it seemed that the luchedors like Psychosis and El Dandy would only get appearances in the southern states. Does this wreak of racism or what. I mean that poor La Parka deserves a shot a wrestling at the Target Centre in Minneappolis just like Curt Henning did. He's probably got 12 mouths to feed back in Monterey.

PS what is the mexican equivalent to LARRY?

LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!

 

[Funeral Fires]

Airboss, my passion is also my curse ........ I look forward to the day one of my threads will be turned into a home gardening thread instead of wrestling LOL!!!



Latinos are everywhere so I wouldn't say it's racism but a preference to wrestling style. The upper states like big men wrestling and the lower states like to see small Latinos in masks get it on LOL. In Mexico Larry goes by Pedro to get more over with the crowd so to answer your question: Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!

The greatest WCW creation? LWO ... Latino World Order!

Tito "Latino 4 Life" Santana

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Terminator,

I told Rey Rey about your complement and told me to tell you he loved your old Aqua Velva commercial and he watches it over and over again.

Have you talked with Jesse, George, Jimmy, Llyod, Tony and Fred? The BJs from the 80s rocked!

Tito "BJ Lover" Santana

 

[rubblyjubbly]

this post wouldn't be complete without a word from me...and one of my favorite WCW moments...David Arquette as champion, after the Ready to TUmble movie came out...all thanks to my buddy DDP

 

[Ubaida]

Does anybody remember the video clips and story lines between Vader and Sting involving the White Castle of Fear? To this day that name makes me laugh.

How about when the "Shocker" was introduced and tripped over a microphone cable (I think that was the first and last time that character appeared).

Kevin Sullivan and Chris Benoit's bathroom brawl.

When an inflatable shark was used as a foreign object at a Bash At the Beach.

 

[Amii]

I agree, Chico. The BJs from the 80s were great. But I never got a BJ from anyone named Jesse, George, Lloyd, Tony or Fred. I preffer women.

 

[Maybel T]

Wow, so I guess that means you got BJs from Jimmy through omission? No wonder he was sad when you left LOL.

Tito "Taco Inspector" Santana