Review Monica - Maple Wellness Centre - Oakville

[daty869]

Most valuable player?

That’s the only one I could think of also - doesn’t fit the context though? Though it may have been a typo like some of the other wrods…

 

[Distortion]

Most valuable player?

But if you add a heaping tablespoon of sarcasm it fits lol .

 

[daty869]

But if you add a heaping tablespoon of sarcasm it fits lol .

Ok - guess I don’t get enough sarcasm in real life so missed it….hard to tell fiction from reality on a good day….

 

[BasedD]

no sarcasm, legit just a good comment to bring up imo. Some dont know.

mvp = as you guessed most val player, but can just be slang for "best" or "top" ect.

jeeze you damn perverts only know a specific acronym type eh?

 

[Darke Steele]

I believe you may make inquires at Woody Street, New Brilliance, Ocean Spa, Maple Wellness .... at times MPA dependant Dunwin, Liruma, Golden Leaf.

Woody Street-yes, New Brilliance-yes, Ocean Spa-yes, Dunwin- yes (but last time stinky vag and haven't been back), ----- Perhaps I need to visit Maple, Liruma and Golden Leaf

 

[daty869]

no sarcasm, legit just a good comment to bring up imo. Some dont know.

mvp = as you guessed most val player, but can just be slang for "best" or "top" ect.

jeeze you damn perverts only know a specific acronym type eh?

Thanks for the clarification….

Woody Street-yes, New Brilliance-yes, Ocean Spa-yes, Dunwin- yes (but last time stinky vag and haven't been back), ----- Perhaps I need to visit Maple, Liruma and Golden Leaf

and here’s a new mvp candidate…
Thanks for the clarity….

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Woody Street-yes, New Brilliance-yes, Ocean Spa-yes, Dunwin- yes (but last time stinky vag and haven't been back), ----- Perhaps I need to visit Maple, Liruma and Golden Leaf

Anything worth seeing at New Brilliance. Haven't been in a while, but never saw anything that interested me.

 

[Muskokaman]

And this thread started with "a little Monica in my life..."

 

[Darke Steele]

Anything worth seeing at New Brilliance. Haven't been in a while, but never saw anything that interested me.

I've only been once and saw an older late 40s Asian with a good body. So only if that's ur thing. I haven't been back.

 

[Notgoodatthis76]

Woody Street-yes, New Brilliance-yes, Ocean Spa-yes, Dunwin- yes (but last time stinky vag and haven't been back), ----- Perhaps I need to visit Maple, Liruma and Golden Leaf

Anyone in particular?

 

[Darke Steele]

Anyone in particular?

I'm not a regular at any of those places. So not really. What I can say is that the one I saw on a Monday at Ocean was definitely sexy and would go back to see her. I don't recall her name though and that was back in October. It's a smidge west of my primary hunting grounds.

The ones I nailed at Woody Street, New Brilliance and Top Spa Dunwin were past their prime and not really a big draw to go back for me. I suppose the same could be said for Ocean but she was definitely in a different category from the others.

 

[Barney Rubble]

I saw Monica yesterday. It was okay…
- she’s in good shape but not athletic
- she looks like she’s in her 40s IMO. Nothing wrong with that, but just a fact
- massage was quite good. Backwalking and good technique. No real edging. I wouldn’t say it was mechanical… just mostly professional other than being undraped.
- on the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked for a body slide. I offered $60 (yes, it was lowballing but I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do with her after a fairly clinical massage). She was insisting on $150 on top of the door fee (which was $50 for 45 min - I gave $60 and got no change). We settled on $100 eventually but I kinda felt like she was trying to take advantage.
- body slide was pretty good. No kissing at all. Which was probably good because he breath didn’t seem very fresh. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t bad. Maybe hadn’t brushed after lunch. Gum would help.
- no other extras given or requested

Repeat: probably not