Mature_not_old
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"Talk about stacked, they're both chromed!"......
Chat Jokes please
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Mature_not_old
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Ain't that the truth!.....from experience, after a week, it wears you down!
snoopdoggie
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Really? You must have been really lucky to find someone to wear you down.
Hornet
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niceandnaughty
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My doctor told me I had to stop masterbating. I asked him why. He said: Because I have to examine you.
snoopdoggie
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I heard that one from somewhere. It was funny though.
Or how about the doctor that noticed an erection when he was giving his patient a rectal exam. The patient said he didn't have an erection. The doctor said, "No it's me who's having an erection."
snoopdoggie
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It's a penis-seauras.
BigDare88
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It’s a dick-tasaurus
Hornet
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Flaccidadong
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snoopdoggie
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It means this area is a parking zone for sex.
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| CICI 
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- HolidaySpa:
Monday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: AMY & CINDY. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills! CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit.
- Lilyspa1:
Lily Spa : Monday Schedule
Kajal 23, Punjabi girl 
GFE & bbbj Elena ( Latino ) Big Nature Boobs & SuSu ( Asian )Slim , Porn Service Duo , 6475318288 - SugarLoveSpa:
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- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: JudyOur new Asian massage girl Judy is a vision of refined sensuality, with a graceful figure and smooth, flawless skin that radiates warmth and allure. Her striking black hair frames her delicate features, and her poised
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young girls are working today, young Pretty Lily 25’s with curve body and young sweet Michelle 25’s with sexy body open mind, flirty Anita with sexy body 30’s open mind and nice GFE Ella are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa2 girls，Nina 、Cindy 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 Table Shower Sea Salt Bath Body Scrub Japanese girl Nina Natural Big Boobs 38 DD Pink Mini Nipples Hot body slide, super enjoyable very provocative service, New girl ️Cindy, sexy girl 1.65 M.pretty boobs 36DSuperb service massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpr
- luckywellness:
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- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
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