Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Christopher Moltisanto]

How about these:

• U go past laundromat w fresh towel smell & get a hard-on
• U can't say the word massage without smirking, & try not 2 use it in polite company as if it meant fuck
• U don't let anyone use yer phone in case a "special" message comes up
• U eat, drink & exercise based on trying 2 cum more often & deliver bigger loads
• Sex dreams all start in a spa background
• Apparently non-sex dreams (i.e. crossing the desert ) change into sex dreams about a fave (desert becomes skin becomes OMG its my fave's flat little tummy)
• Innocent nature photos seem 2 have sexual imagery everywhere
• Cash in wallet = mainly 4 hobbying... use debit or credit card even 4 tiny purchases

“U eat, drink & exercise based on trying 2 cum more often & deliver bigger loads”

True dat.

 

[cupcrazy]

1) You check massage planet daily to see who is working for the day. You are secretly hoping your favourite is working today
2) Instead of saving money for rainy days, you spent them on mpas or sps
3) You cancel the engagements with friends so that you can hit a spa
4) You go to next door spa as soon as your first massage session is over
5) You ask your mpa or sp when aunt flo is knocking at their doors. You may have a calender to mark down their aunt flo days and see the right before Aunt flo is knocking.
6) you message other members via pm, wechat, whatapp, telegram to see who is worth visiting
7) you eat ramen noodle daily to save up money to book another session with a mpa/sp
8) you work extra shifts or use line of credit or make minimum credit card payments to save money for another session
9) you have a massage session daily
10) you jerk off daily so that you can last longer when you are getting HE.

*I am just making all the statements above up*. I wouldn't be surprise if there are some out there would actually do one or more of the things i mentioned above.

 

[cupcrazy]

Those water bottles get noisy if just thrown on floor of back seat

i actually consume the content. At first i am skeptical about consuming them fearing they contain illict drugs or drugs that make you horny lol

 

[Bumbaclat3001]

1) When driving, always scanning the 2nd story of strip malls for the SPA sign.
2) Get out a bunch of cash, put $40 in 1 pocket and the rest in the other.
3) You know Scarborough well.

 

[cupcrazy]

1) When driving, always scanning the 2nd story of strip malls for the SPA sign.
2) Get out a bunch of cash, put $40 in 1 pocket and the rest in the other.
3) You know Scarborough well.

i agree with number 2. never show how much cash you have.

4) you have more spa phone numbers than other contacts.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

1) When driving, always scanning the 2nd story of strip malls for the SPA sign.
2) Get out a bunch of cash, put $40 in 1 pocket and the rest in the other.
3) You know Scarborough well.

I put $40 or $60 in one pocket, $80-$100 in the other pocket, and separate $20’s in every other pocket just in case, and leave the wallet in the car.

 

[xtc27]

1) You check massage planet daily to see who is working for the day. You are secretly hoping your favourite is working today
2) Instead of saving money for rainy days, you spent them on mpas or sps
3) You cancel the engagements with friends so that you can hit a spa
4) You go to next door spa as soon as your first massage session is over
5) You ask your mpa or sp when aunt flo is knocking at their doors. You may have a calender to mark down their aunt flo days and see the right before Aunt flo is knocking.
6) you message other members via pm, wechat, whatapp, telegram to see who is worth visiting
7) you eat ramen noodle daily to save up money to book another session with a mpa/sp
8) you work extra shifts or use line of credit or make minimum credit card payments to save money for another session
9) you have a massage session daily
10) you jerk off daily so that you can last longer when you are getting HE.

*I am just making all the statements above up*. I wouldn't be surprise if there are some out there would actually do one or more of the things i mentioned above.

Oh sh!t… … yer making it up? Uh oh…

#3 & # 6 got me

#8 very close… I’ve used promo gift cards 2 hobby… u no, they give $125 card when u buy tires, etc…

 

[cupcrazy]

Oh sh!t… … yer making it up? Uh oh…

#3 & # 6 got me

#8 very close… I’ve used promo gift cards 2 hobby… u no, they give $125 card when u buy tires, etc…

i always pay cash to avoid paper trails

 

[xtc27]

I put $40 or $60 in one pocket, $80-$100 in the other pocket, and separate $20’s in every other pocket just in case, and leave the wallet in the car.

Yeah, I made rookie mistake once… paid girl outta my wallet, & she noticed xxxtra bills in there, pink & brown … damn!

Guess what? HE didn’t get done @ hh mark… mostly bcuz she started @ 25 min in… so I had 2 pay xxtra … 45 min… & he bcame cbj…

 

[cali99]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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funny stuff!

 

[M48to23]

i agree with number 2. never show how much cash you have.

4) you have more spa phone numbers than other contacts.

#4 is insane

 

[ignorethisact]

I just started hobbying and its def a wild experince. i cant imagine what some of u old cats had gotten up to lmao

 

[gottahobby]

When your money dies before you do...

 

[aa84aa]

11. When you plan ahead which spa you’ll hit, knowing you have to be in an area of the GTA you usually don’t go to.
12. When you have so many personal MPA numbers that if they text, you can’t remember who they are when they reach out.
13. When you know which ATMs provide different cash denominations in your area when you need bills other than a $20.
14. When you choose not to masturbate to save yourself for your favourite MPA as it’ll feel so much better.
15. When you check MP before seeing a new girl or spa, or send a known reviewer a message for their intel.
16. When you read a random post on MP of a girl or spa you have no business knowing anything about, but know everything about.
17. When you’re in a session getting an amazing release with a hot MPA, and you’re thinking whether to share the info on your new gem, or keep it to yourself.
18. When someone posts looking for a MPA they saw a while ago, who lost their contact, wants to find them again, and you know the last 2 spas they worked at, and their current status.
19. When you know by experience whether the spa is going to be nice or not, just by entering their lobby.
20. You have mamasans reaching out to you directly to let you know who is working or who their new talent is. Because your repeat business is noticed and helpful for the spa. Your opinion of the experience can actually influence whether the girls stays.
21. That you can quickly create a list that others can relate to who have been at this for longer than they care to admit.

 

[OG_funguy]

11. When you plan ahead which spa you’ll hit, knowing you have to be in an area of the GTA you usually don’t go to.
12. When you have so many personal MPA numbers that if they text, you can’t remember who they are when they reach out.
13. When you know which ATMs provide different cash denominations in your area when you need bills other than a $20.
14. When you choose not to masturbate to save yourself for your favourite MPA as it’ll feel so much better.
15. When you check MP before seeing a new girl or spa, or send a known reviewer a message for their intel.
16. When you read a random post on MP of a girl or spa you have no business knowing anything about, but know everything about.
17. When you’re in a session getting an amazing release with a hot MPA, and you’re thinking whether to share the info on your new gem, or keep it to yourself.
18. When someone posts looking for a MPA they saw a while ago, who lost their contact, wants to find them again, and you know the last 2 spas they worked at, and their current status.
19. When you know by experience whether the spa is going to be nice or not, just by entering their lobby.
20. You have mamasans reaching out to you directly to let you know who is working or who their new talent is. Because your repeat business is noticed and helpful for the spa. Your opinion of the experience can actually influence whether the girls stays.
21. That you can quickly create a list that others can relate to who have been at this for longer than they care to admit.

Wow...true hobbyist here

 

[cali99]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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You know when you hobby too much when you go to your local clinic to get the results of your recent std test and and the receptionist has a frown on!

 

[cali99]

You know you hobby too much when suddenly you start thinking about dna testing!

 

[xtc27]

11. When you plan ahead which spa you’ll hit, knowing you have to be in an area of the GTA you usually don’t go to.
12. When you have so many personal MPA numbers that if they text, you can’t remember who they are when they reach out.
13. When you know which ATMs provide different cash denominations in your area when you need bills other than a $20.
14. When you choose not to masturbate to save yourself for your favourite MPA as it’ll feel so much better.
15. When you check MP before seeing a new girl or spa, or send a known reviewer a message for their intel.
16. When you read a random post on MP of a girl or spa you have no business knowing anything about, but know everything about.
17. When you’re in a session getting an amazing release with a hot MPA, and you’re thinking whether to share the info on your new gem, or keep it to yourself.
18. When someone posts looking for a MPA they saw a while ago, who lost their contact, wants to find them again, and you know the last 2 spas they worked at, and their current status.
19. When you know by experience whether the spa is going to be nice or not, just by entering their lobby.
20. You have mamasans reaching out to you directly to let you know who is working or who their new talent is. Because your repeat business is noticed and helpful for the spa. Your opinion of the experience can actually influence whether the girls stays.
21. That you can quickly create a list that others can relate to who have been at this for longer than they care to admit.

… Like how u continued numbering… I should a done that…
11. … plus I have @ minimum a Plan B in same area
13. … wow, u2! BTW, if ATM says it dispenses 50s or s, it could still have only 20s inside… so I ask it give me $50! If it says, sorry, only 60 or 40, I cancel & go2 nxt machine…
14. … or I watch porn that looks like my girl but don’t cum, so that I’m prepped a bit… BTW, haven’t seen any porn looks like Lucy @ Bellagio so any help’d b appreciated thx…
15. … holy moley! I even no who 2 ask! Geez.
16. !!!
17. … & I even think, am I blocking myself out? Any girl gave me her cell, I can set up apptmnt… so they’re ok… new gals? Like Gigi @ Blossom spa, such a dive location, I mention her so she doesn’t go broke… then there’s this other girl… oops nvr mind…

Gonna try adding a 22 & 23….
22. As u travel thru the city, u no location of nearest spas &/or incalls
23. In a new part of the city or distant area, u gotta spidey sense where unknown spa or incall is… and… u find them.

 

[Buaya]

I put $40 or $60 in one pocket, $80-$100 in the other pocket, and separate $20’s in every other pocket just in case, and leave the wallet in the car.

You must have never gone to spa with Chinese Restaurant owners or even dinner. They will pull out a wad of bills bound together with elastic bands - never mind a wallet.
Even Spa owners - usually females will pull out a wad to pay for the oil when they come to my place.
As it is tomorrow I will be heading to my Massage Oil distributor to collect $5500 in cash.
I never have to go to the bank because I cannot put this cash into my account without triggering all kinds of problems.

 

[aa84aa]

21. When you hold a wad of cash with high precision, you know whether there’s $80 or $100 or $120.
22. When you see a hot girl on the street or in the mall you can instantly think of 2-3 MPAs who have a similar look that you could go see.
23. When you shower, there’s some residual oil on your cock or ass crack.
24. You understand all kinds of accents with a high level of fluency.
25. When you see a girl’s tits, with high precision you can determine their cup size, fake/natural, and how soft they are. When you touch them, the instant feedback confirms.
26. Civilian sex is affected, where you “accidentally” ask for something you shouldn’t have.