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  1. D

    Dead fish list all spas

    We all been there you agree to FS. the girl lays there like a dead fish. It's like you should be happy to be just in the room with her much less fuck her. Should we start a dead fish list of MPA's to avoid? Thoughts
  2. J

    Fish and/or afish - Kijiji

    Link to her latest ad https://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1519418001 Text from the ad Hello everyone! I’m offering an affordable full body massage for anyone wants to feel good! I’m mobile , as well I have a location in Richmond Hill! I provide a relaxing, distressful , deep tissue...
  3. M

    Magic Fish Massage - Prague

    Catering to the Expat Community and Film Industry A massage can be relaxing after a hard day's work, sooth sore muscles from athletic activities, or prepare you for them. Specializing in Swedish, Deep Tissue and Hot Stone Massage. Magic Fish Massage Maroldova 6 Prague 4 14000 +420 721 126 288
  4. C

    New Fish In Deep Sea

    Hey Guys.. After Read many threads I decided to join this group.. I’m looking for all type of services massage parlors in Juhu.. Please help me out.. Thanks.. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    SultryStacey 3747 - No likey...

    Saw this woman like 2yrs ago (summer 2015), but that was a one-time thing...Haven't been to an escort until now. Back then, she said she was 24, but looked like she was 34... and she's apparently still using the same photos too, but saying she's 29...
  6. T

    Is there a contest for sweedish fish?

    My mom found a bag with a fish that looks exactly like a sour patch kid........so did she win anything?!?!
  7. Gabbie

    Sour skittles or Sweedish fish?

    Which do you love more?
  8. X

    Singing Fish

    Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.' Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.' Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish...
  9. F

    Dam Fish

    There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and...
  10. K

    NDN Humor - Pet Fish

    Then there was the story of old man Has No Cheese up in Montana who was stopped by a game warden recently leaving a river, well known for its fishing, with two ice chests of fish. The game warden asked old man Has No Cheese, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Shhi....I ain't got no...
  11. C

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
  12. Door Knob.

    Best fish and seafood?

    I am having a big BBQ party for about 30-40 people. Need suggestions where I can buy the best Tuna, Salmon, shrimp and calamari in the GTA area. My other friends are bringing the beef and sausages but I am in charge of the seafood. Any wholesalers out there?. Quality must be good and will help...
  13. A

    Is this fish fresh?

    Hi all, Now, this one is from a long time ago. And from a very distant land. It's a land of rivers and streams. No wonder then that fish forms a regular part of the diet. The stage is set in the capital city of Dacca. The time 6:30 am. That late! Our anti-hero, an ordinary householder...
  14. Pompal 09.

    Fish

    Q. What did the Fish say when he hit a wall DAM!
  15. S

    Boys First Fish

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5OJeLeunc
  16. M

    You know you're in trouble on Plenty of Fish when....

    You get an email from a woman and she wants to meet you. You go and look at her profile and after perusing her photos, and you see one of her and her daughter, the first thing that comes to mind is: You're not really my type but is your daughter single? :)
  17. S

    PLENTY OF FISH

    Is it me or does anyone else find that site and the women on it such two faced liars? I met with a local girl last night who's profile said that she prized honesty the most and claimed that she was "average". After introducing myself to her I mentioned that I was surprised about her insistence...
  18. P

    Any fish bowl places in Shenzhen

    Any good places to go in Shenzhen either Luohu, Futian or even Longhua where they have numerous girls to choose from (not street girls) somewhere safe too?
  19. A

    Like shooting fish in a barrel!

    It may be a ong flight from UK to Phuket, but it is certainly worth it. Whilst I was at a bar at Heathrow, I met eleven guys from Sunderland, who were on their way to Patong as well. I have a feeling that I am going to meet up with them several times in the next couple of weeks. Being low...
  20. J

    So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!

    I've seen so many retirement posts over the last few years I promised myself I would never write one, but here I am. I've met so many amazing clients, owners, girls, and posters in the last 3 (almost 4!) years I would be remiss in not saying goodbye. My 'real' life is getting in the way of...