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    What is your biggest regret, or missed opportunity?

    If you had a do-over, what would you use it on? For me, it was at (not important, as a dozen return visits I never saw her again) on my 3rd or 4th time going to a semi-legit. I was getting a massage from a 30ish, slim, but maybe 15lbs plump. Asian of course and CUTE AF. The massage itself...
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    Funny Youtube vids.. in case you missed them

    we have all seen Happy Gilmore many times..... this is a good follow-up.... RIP Bob Barker.... ( also RIP to my childhood crush Dian... Price is Right model)
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    What have YOU MISSED out in your life ?

    I am looking at my life and Realized I missed these things in my life. I missed out on having - 1. A wedding with a hot wife which I never had. 2. A Dad that was supportive , MIA 3. Sex with my hot old boss , 5. Never got a woman pregnant 6. Never went to my uncle funeral 7. Never attended...
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    MISSED OPPORTUNITY WITH A MASSAGE LADY

    Once a massage lady in Weston gave me a bottle of oil that looked like cooking oil And she asked me to massage her And then she put on her sunglasses 😎 I said no and went for a HJ ... what a loss on my part
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    Accidental touching couldn't be missed, expert tells massage therapist's sexual assault trial - Calgary Herald

    Article content continued Baltazar faces 16 charges of sexual assault over allegations he repeatedly touched the private parts of male clients at two Calgary sports therapy clinics. Spaner asked Mwamburi how a massage therapist would know they had inadvertently touched a client’s private...
  6. Caligula

    I missed tomahawking women's butt cracks...

    ...at concerts when they're not paying attention to their surroundings. I now wank myself to sleep thinking about those women
  7. MouthFool

    Missed Connections

    Thought I'd start a thread for women we have met and somehow we lost. Any intel would be most appreciated to help find the missed connection. 1. Heather from Blue Pearl Spa - 5'3, Blond/Brunette, Sweedish, 115lbs. 2. Yuki, from Maple then Refresh, 5'2, Black Hair, Asian, 100lbs. Thanks in...
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    Missed!!!!!

    The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud &%&%, missed!" each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn't take it anymore. "Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you". It didn't make a...
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    Body Parts missed during massage

    Does anyone have frustrations on parts being skipped during a full body massage?.In my experience the muscles that get missed of most are the glutes, upper thigh top of quads,abs,inner thigh.It's frustrating when you pay for a full body massage yet only half the body is done. WS
  10. Pompal 09.

    Incase you missed - here are 17 ladies reviews

    Just incase you have forgotten to read the "Updates on Ladies reviews" section of the forums lately, heres what has been happening in there for the last 2 weeks - :wink: 8th of March: While I was away you men have been very busy woooooo lol Great reviews, so sit back grab a beer and...
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    Missed appointments by male clients

    Hi all,Havnt used forum in a while did read up on all threads related to my topic but could do with fresh ideas. Im getting alot of in fact mostly all male potential clients phoning me/texting/emailing some genuine others terrible comments and im beginning to learn from comments may be wanting...
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    LOL! Brynn Winters just missed the progressive jackpot!

    I like looking at the floating pics... (who doesn't! :)), and I just noticed that of the 6 available spots, 5 of them were Brynn! :) Dam she is sexy! :great: :love:
  13. Sally says...

    Review: I missed Cindy at Jade!

    Date: late August Provider: Cindy Phone: 2146511818 Email Address: n/a URL / Website: n/a City: Dallas State: Texas Address: Stemmons and Market Center Blvd. Appointment Type: Spa Activities: TS, BJ, CG, ACG, RCG, mish, doggie Session Length: 60 minutes Fee: 200...
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    Review: Essence spa - missed connectioon

    Date: 12/10/10 Provider: Casey and also on different day Chloe Phone: 281 405 9666 Email Address: - URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/its-time-to-experience-essence-spa-21/6873640 City: houston State: Texas Address: E, N.Sam Houston Parkway East...
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    contacting clients who missed session

    I have a relatively new client I had been seeing weekly. He missed his appointment last Friday so I called his phone and left him a message to remind him and if he couldn't make it to give me a shout when he'd like to reschedule. This person just raves everytime he is leaving about how great...
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    In Case You Missed It...

    and if you were interested: I have returned from Germany with a fresh batch of FKK Tales! Part 1 is located below on the Adult Travel thread. More to come in a few days. Myr.
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    Ladies - would you rebook a no-show if he paid for the missed session?

    So here's the situation: saw a client for the first time a few months ago, had a great time together, the session was a lot of fun for both of us, and he said he wanted to see me again. All good so far. :) A few weeks ago, he e-mailed me at 4pm for a 7pm appointment. I tell him I'm free, he...
  18. Pompal 09.

    Goodbye lovedoggie you won't be missed.

  19. Nicole_x

    Sorry...I missed you guys too!

    Aww... I'm so flattered. I just read all the comments about my absence and I'm touched. I happy to know that you missed me. Especially Sheik! He He! I have a little "R & R" place I retreat to in another country sometimes when I need to get away. I tried logging onto massageplanet.net...
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    what have I missed?

    I've been out of town for a few weeks, anything interesting happen? I see Jenna is back to the delight of the board but anything else?