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June 18th is International Sushi Day! Have Sushi and some jokes!
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.
Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What pan is the best to make sushi in?
A: Japan.
Q: How do sushi rolls apologize?
A: They โsoy-rry.โ
Q: Why donโt Wookies like sushi?
A: They think itโs a little Chewie.
Q: What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
A: Sushi roll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the sushi chef?
A: โIโm on a roll!โ
Q: HoW does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
A: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
Q: How do sushi rolls stay calm under pressure?
A: They practice โmaki-ngโ wise decisions.
Q: What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A: A Rolls Rice.
Q: Why didnโt the sushi chef want to talk about the restaurant accident?
A: Because it was still very raw.
Q: Whatโs a soldierโs favorite type of sushi?
A: A combat roll.
Q: Why was the sushi detained?
A: He seemed fishy.
Q: When asked why he enjoys being in a sushi roll, what did the fish respond?
A: โIt makes Miso happy,โ he remarked.
Q: What did the one sushi roll say to the other during a friendly dinner?
A: โWeโre โsoyโ good together!โ
Q: Why did the sushi go to the beach?
A: Because it wanted to become a California roll!
Q: When does the sushi chef spread Nutella on top of the salmon roll?
A: When customers request salmonella!
Q: Why did the sushi roll down the hill?
A: Because it couldnโt roll up.
Q: Why do lions love sushi?
A: Because it's roar!
Q: What do you call sushi thatโs on sale?
A: A raW deal.
I asked my mum to buy me some raw fish for tea...
Sushi did!
Sushi addicts never argue,
they just roll with it.
Q: What do you call sushi with a tie?
A: So-fish-ticated
Q: What did the sushi say to the traveler?
A: You canโt sushi the world without me!
#joke #animal #lion #fish #bee #food #dinner #rice #drinks #tea #short
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Thursday, 20 June 2024
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.
Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What pan is the best to make sushi in?
A: Japan.
Q: How do sushi rolls apologize?
A: They โsoy-rry.โ
Q: Why donโt Wookies like sushi?
A: They think itโs a little Chewie.
Q: What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
A: Sushi roll.
Q: What did the sushi say to the sushi chef?
A: โIโm on a roll!โ
Q: HoW does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
A: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
Q: How do sushi rolls stay calm under pressure?
A: They practice โmaki-ngโ wise decisions.
Q: What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A: A Rolls Rice.
Q: Why didnโt the sushi chef want to talk about the restaurant accident?
A: Because it was still very raw.
Q: Whatโs a soldierโs favorite type of sushi?
A: A combat roll.
Q: Why was the sushi detained?
A: He seemed fishy.
Q: When asked why he enjoys being in a sushi roll, what did the fish respond?
A: โIt makes Miso happy,โ he remarked.
Q: What did the one sushi roll say to the other during a friendly dinner?
A: โWeโre โsoyโ good together!โ
Q: Why did the sushi go to the beach?
A: Because it wanted to become a California roll!
Q: When does the sushi chef spread Nutella on top of the salmon roll?
A: When customers request salmonella!
Q: Why did the sushi roll down the hill?
A: Because it couldnโt roll up.
Q: Why do lions love sushi?
A: Because it's roar!
Q: What do you call sushi thatโs on sale?
A: A raW deal.
I asked my mum to buy me some raw fish for tea...
Sushi did!
Sushi addicts never argue,
they just roll with it.
Q: What do you call sushi with a tie?
A: So-fish-ticated
Q: What did the sushi say to the traveler?
A: You canโt sushi the world without me!
#joke #animal #lion #fish #bee #food #dinner #rice #drinks #tea #short
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Thursday, 20 June 2024
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