3 Little Pigs

[Evie Elena]

One day the 3 little pigs decided to go to a restaurant and eat, so they sat down at the table and a waiter came over to take their order

'What can I get you?' he asked
The first pig said 'I'll have the duck pate please'
The second pig said 'I'll have the soup please'
The third pig said 'I'll have lots of water please'

So the waiter went off and got their starters .. when they had finished the waiter came back and asked if he could get them anything else.

The first pig said 'I'll have the curried chicken please'
The second pig said 'I'll have the beef and onion pie'
The thrid pig said 'I'll have lots of water please'

And again their meal was brought to them.

When they had finished the waiter came back to see if they wanted any dessert

The first pig asked for ice cream
The second for lemon cheesecake
The third pig asked for lots of water

Once the dinner was over and paid for and the pigs were about to leave the waiter came over and said to the third pig.

'Your friends have a lovely meal but all you had was lots of water. Why was that?'
The third pig looked at him and said 'Well one of us has to go weee weee weee all the way home!'

 

[Sharna]

Hay Andi

Get your own jokes I did this one last week!!!!!!!!

L&L

MC

 

[snhtbzat]

I thougth I'd had my belly full of your jokes.... must have missed this one. Gawd knows how though [&:]

x

 

[PotDoreoeu]

Thats ok .. I suppose I could let you off just this once!!!!

L&L Hun

MC

 

[Badajoz]

or you'll huff and you'll puff and you'll blow me house down?

lol