Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case,
a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse, head-on, into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's a ss. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York and running for President of the United States.