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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! Man you have some of the best jokes
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass...well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
- wonderspa:
Wonder spa(9421Jane st unit127)
416-5000-800๏ผopen every day10-10.Saturday big boobs beautiful Amy,very friendly Susan young girl Sunny deep massage they are good experience,know what do you needand must try416-5000-800 - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] 
Endless Joy Spa 
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Young Tall Busty Asian Mixed Cindy, Young Slim Petite Chinese Michelle, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Sexy Chinese Coco, Young Sexy Chinese Abie, Young Sexy CBC Rachel. - gold__rose__spa:
at 1536 Warden Avenue 
Saturday, Sophia, 
tall and slim, toned and in shape, nice boobs, very white, smooth skin. customer service oriented. Pretty and friendly.
Fifi, 
647 346-8086 - Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Doris ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Midi ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 
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- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Anika , Student pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Michelle,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella, Taiwan girl DD Boobs Thai deep massage lily,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899๏ธ๏ธ
- Red_Pearl_Spa:
โคat 4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5
๏ธโฃSaturday, 
Tammy, full body treatment by an amazing attendant. Very upbeat personality, good overall treatment. โค Kelly today 
647 352-1588 - Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services !
Today
RebeccaClaireBreeFran Call us โ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits! - Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST 
ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 
GRAND OPENING
NEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS
TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Apple - Brand new girl from Taiwan ju - Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetValentinaAlisaTinaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now โ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- Withme_Spa:
at 4386 Sheppard Avenue east โฃSaturday, โฃ โAnna, model like appearance, slim, and sexy body, very pretty and friendly. Great treatment and service. โฃ โNew..by, medium height and slim build, more to followโค Fifi, small girl; but well stacked, newly trained, wants to please you Jessica, average height, slim build, very pretty, very personalized treatment. 
416 297-7488 - Annie Spa:
Our sexy new superstar Michelle is working today Saturday November 2nd with gorgeous young girls Jenny and Coco Michelle only works on Saturdays and her schedule gets booked up very quickly so book your appointments well in advanceโฆitโs always a very special and busy day at Annie Spa on Saturdays when Michelle is working
100% real Michelle pictures Call Annie Spa and ask for May to book appointments 
1001 Sandhurst Circle Unit #7 Finch and McCowan Area 437-818-8 - Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Barbie Very Young, very Petite Korea Student Yuki Sweet Singaporean Girl Her menu is wide open Bella She is Mexican Gorgeous face Natural D cup Boobs647- 446-0886
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young fun Yoyo 30โs open mind 36DD and young slime Sophia 28โs sweet, cute GFE Lina and pretty Ella are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Hollywood_Spa:
a very clean spa at 4578 Yonge Street, unit 100
โฃSaturday, Coco, medium height. good looking, dark hair to shoulder, firm treatment followed by good service menu Sisi, very slim build, medium height, can do firm treatment and over the top service. Cheerful personality and always thrilled to see you 
416 222-5554 - ForeverWarden:
Saturday at
๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Cindy, New Girl Lina & Tray, Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. *New young girl Lina is cute and capable. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwan - HolidaySpa:
Saturday at
๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ตAMY & NANA. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Donโt miss out on her special skills Nana is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. HOLIDAY SPA - lemon_tree:
a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201,
Saturday, Tina / Gracie average height and slim build, friendly and sexy, long dark hair, over the top service. โค Lisa, โฃ 
647 348-2899 - SugarLoveSpa:
Saturday at
โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SARA is a beautiful Thai lady with C Cups, 160 Cms and 50 Kgs, with a full set of services to delight you. TIFFANY is amazing slim & petite - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
table shower 
body scrub5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366New girl Cici is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Sukican provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door - EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Saturday November 2, 2024, our attendants will be Opal, Vicky , Lucy
, Ivy and Christina Call 905-479-6668 for a great experience!! - Tommyguns:
Vip
- Newspring@:
Nu spring spa 
sexy hot busty Canadian Malaysia Korean girls working at Markham 416-669-8508 - Shangri-la Spa:
BOO-tiful Halloween at โShangri-la Spaโ 9 Enchanting Beauties in Bewitching Costumes at RichmondHill & Oakville 
Our Spooktacular Lineup โ Coco, Eva, GFE Tina, Mia, 
Selena, 
โโSuper Happy, Yui, 
34D Echo & Doris โ
Trick or Treat Yourself! Summon Us: 647-695-6354 or 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr. Unit 11, RichmondHill
Let's Make Some Supernatural Magic!
- wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,sexy young girls Joey ,service Queen Amy,nice beautiful Ella slim body ,nice touch very open maid,all one big bid breasted,must come to try
- Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w - AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 โ 437-688-2407 โ This is the official schedule for AMORE SPA: Friday at AMORE SPA: CHERRY & LILY. CHERRY is a proven superstar, Slim Asian with a pretty face, all natural A or B Cups, long nipples, slim waist & small round bum. Her services are legendary. LILY is a slim, elegant & beautiful
- AliceSpa:
FRIDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. Alice spa today has 3 girls today: ADA (11:30am-9pm): is a taller girl from Korea with a pretty face, slim with a big booty. She has good massage, can do bbj and cim. ELLA (3pm-9pm): is a small white young girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, blond hair, ok services, bbbJ cfs. Please call before booking her (high demand)
- ASPA:
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: ๐๐บ๐ & ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐น
๐ ๐๐๐, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ณ๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐
๐ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฑ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ AMY is young and very friendly, standing 158 Cms. with 34C Cups and a very nice bum. Amy is a very popular student, young, sexy, and open minded. She is in demand for her good massage - ForeverWarden:
Friday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ : Bobo, Mia & Sasa. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Mia is a Caribbean service queen temptress with incredible curves & very friendly attitude. She is able to bbbj like a queen, and is open to dfk and cfs.
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Mia ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Vivi,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherryaddress: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ๏ธ๏ธ
- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Lvy , Young girl pretty face big boobs nice figure deep massage Jessica ,Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary . 2560 Shepard Ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ๏ธ๏ธ
- HolidaySpa:
Friday at๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต EMMA, YOYO & CINDY. EMMA is a very beautiful slim Chinese honey with C Cups, beauty face, & nice services to drive you wild. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups and a very sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services.
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! TodayValentinaBreeAlisaRebeccaNina Call us โ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- SugarLoveSpa:
Friday at โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : ANA, ELLA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5โ1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5โ1โ with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude.
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetTinaKimJazminCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now โ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Jessica 155 cm, 90Ibs Pretty Girl with amazing personality and super easy to get along Sasa Sexy Vietnamese Body Type She is very sweet Provides Excellent Customer Service Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl647- 446-0886
- See You Health Center:
Candy She is a Vietnamese๏ผ Face and body to die for. Her smile will make you melt. Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service Cherry From Malaysia Part time School girl Naturally very pretty face, Sexy Skinny Spinner Body 416-988-2950
- Jennyโs Spa:
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Anna- A stunning sexy girl from Hong
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Baby A young, vibrant 22 year old petite spinner from Vietnam with a calm and welcoming presence. Her dark, flowing hair complements her soft, warm smile, creating an approachable and friendly atmosphere. She carries herself
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 13 hot brown girls today MALIYA, SABHA, SALMA, MEERA, ANGELINA, ASHA, PEARL, NISHA, NUR, ANGEL 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa 5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Now there are 3 girls working, sexy girl Mia big boobs 36 DD hot body slide Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man.Lisa can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking
- EMSpa_schedule:
Here's tomorrow's sneak peek: For Friday November 1, 2024, our attendants will be Ada, Opal , Cici , Vicky and Lulu Call 905-479-6668 to book
- hiyamickey:
6 girls working at Reinella wellness, Jenny, Pinky, Sasha, Grace, Queenie, Angela @6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan๏ผ905-851-4888
- merlo:
Lulu villa jessica
- Shangri-la Spa:
BOO-tiful Halloween at โShangri-la Spaโ 9 Enchanting Beauties in Bewitching Costumes at RichmondHill & Oakville Our Spooktacular Lineup โ Coco, Lulu, GFE Tina, Yoyo, Selena, โโMix Beauty Cindy, Yui, 36D Julie & Doris โTrick or Treat Yourself! Summon Us: 647-695-6354 or 647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr. Unit 12, RichmondHill Let's Make Some Supernatural Magic!
- Lily Spa:
PRETTI, CAMILLA and KK are here today for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
- AliceSpa:
THURSDAY at ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ฎ๐ต๐ด-๐ฌ๐ด๐ต๐ด. 3 girls here today at ALICE SPA. Open to 9pm: *New Girl BELLA: is a cute European lady with blonde hair & blue eyes, busty E Cups, curvy body & sweet slow service. KITTY): is a new Korean girl, super busty, small body, new to the business. Very friendly, no rush, dfk, bbbj, cim, cof, rim, titf*k, all services that u like!
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Candy She is a Vietnamese๏ผ Face and body to die for. Her smile will make you melt. Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl647- 446-0886
- See You Health Center:
Lin Very Young, PetiteโจVietnamese StudentโจWith Spicy Slim Bodyโจ5โ 1โ, 100 lbs Blonde HairโจGreat BBJ, CIM Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service416-988-2950
- Sparkling Spa:
๏ธSPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w
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