a few massage reviews

[Zephyr - That Skate Kid]

Eye weekly: West end massage by a beautiful lady -Mary
This woman is psycho...she is in the red house next to Burger King...Hungarian, early 40's.....and she doesn't shut up. This oman has an opinion about everything and anything and prefers to talk than to massage....she touches...she talks...she touches she talks.....I almost got up and said forget it...but I endured...finished...and walked out the door while she was still talking. $50 -half an hour..I didn't take any extras...nude for $70 total was also on the menu as well as something else (not saying here).

570 hood st- Markham ( I think it was called rainbow) My friend and I went last night...we both agreed - BAD MASSAGE. At least mine was cute (Jenny) his was ugggh. $40 for a half...nice shower room , we both got nude for an extra $40...(I don't know why he did). Neither of us got anywhere...legs pushed tight together, fake oooohs and ahhhhs. Within walking distance of my new office---damn shame....(Alden Club is even closer).

For really good massage and overall feel good experience, nothing extra ...not even a release, try Dynasty on Woodbine or Club D' Elite on Leslie and 16th. Great places after you've been for a few drinks or just had a rough day. $110 approx each place for 90 minute really good massage, free juice and snacks in Lounge area while watching chinese soap operas. Great saunas and whirlpool. Both places are spotless...however I think D'elite is new with some nicer facilities. Great watermellon juice at Dynasty. I did however get a number from one of the girls at Dynasty and had some extra fun at her house )she has a massage table).
Please don't ask for her name and number though guys...it was something that just kinda happened and she wouldn't want to be contacted. I'm just bragging about that one I guess.

 

[Frog]

I had a session with Mary a number of years ago. I never repeated, I didnt like the experience nor the surroundings.

 

[WindMiller]

Yes, I also had a session with West End Mary a few years ago. One of the biggest ripoffs I've ever encountered and I'm surprised she's still in business.

Another one to watch out for is a middle-aged, unattractive black woman who offers incall massage in Mississauga, in an apartment near Winston Churchill and Collegeway. She advertises from time to time in the Toronto Star with an ad that starts out, "Amazing massage..." and seems to change her name every few days. I've seen her listed as "Joan", "Debbie" and "Sharon", among other pseudonyms. I know Fred doesn't like full phone numbers printed here, so I'll just say that it's an 828 number. Her service is abominable and she tries to rush you out the door within 15 minutes. Avoid this woman at all costs!