A cucumber, a pickle and a penis had a conversation. The cucumber commented that his life is shit because when he gets big hard and juicy they chop him up and throw him in a salad. The pickle replied well when I get big, fat hard and juicy I get chopped up and thrown in vinegar. The penis sighed and said I wish I had it as easy as you two, when I get like that they put a rubber tent over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against a the wall until I throw up and faint.