A Hillbilly Christmas gift

[Nothing But Time]

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[Los Ojos]

bhahhahahahaha dudes...........

 

[DragonFly61700]

lol...........

 

[K Yo]

WELL LETS USE THIS EXAMPLE.... LETS SAY YOUR FACE IS LIKE THE TEEN CHAT. IT NEEDS FIXING :

 

[wleggubcihoioteif]

: : Lol Grape ...

Kalleon .. wth does that have to do with the joke :hmm: :hmm:

 

[princessbubbbles]

FIX
THE
****IN
TEEN
CHAT:curse:

 

[julianqg]

That's pretty cool

 

[Texas Patriot]

grapey pmsl : : : good to see you here that was funny and your so right
love yah !:clap : :woot :jump:

 

[Brettski]

Moved to Jokes

 

[whormaDoowl]

Glad you enjoyed it....

 

[ne14funstuff]

Lmao, my mom and I had a kick outta that....plus we Southerns do, do that...hehe I should know.

 

[steefacrite]

Subject: Hillbilly Christmas Gift
> >
> >
> > "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
> > "Yes. What can I do for you?"
> > "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
> > marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
> > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
> > Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
> > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
> > "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"
> > "Yeah!"
> > "Did they chop your firewood?"
> > "Yep!"
> > "Merry Christmas, buddy!"
> > (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).