A note to Akasha

[HFN]

Rather than add to the other thread, as it has become rather bogged down with silliness, I thought I would try to address Akasha's original "review" comments here.

Akasha, no question about it, you have raised many valid points concerning clients' hygiene. Showers are provided (and recommended by the MPAs) for a good reason. I agree fully that it is our responsibility as good clients to wash ourselves EVERYWHERE thoroughly before the massage begins. That is good common sense and shows consideration towards you ladies.

Also, relieving oneself in the shower and other nasty toilet habits should be frowned on. Speaking as a guy who detests walking into a public washroom stall to find a seat spattered with pee from some inconsiderate idiot, I can sympathize with you attendants when you have to clean out the showers. Yes, guys can often be pigs and I'd hope massageplanet.net members would try to show some respect for others in this area.

I do, however, take some exception with these other comments in your review, Akasha:

6. We love when a client tells us that other girls love when they touch there kittys or other girls let you touch them there, but we have news for you WE DO NOT LIKE IT AT ALL SPEEKING FOR 99% of mpas.

7. NIPPLES: What makes you think that any women likes it when you twirl and twist them like they are knobs on the radio trust us you are not going to find any stations there. We do not like it when you suck them either it is not our fault that your mother deprived you of breastfeeding. Another thing , most of you have very bad breath (not sure if that is gingivitis or lack of brushing)!

I'm sure I speak for most of the fellows here when I say that a bit of kitty play and nipple nuzzling are some of our many reasons for going to a massage parlour. Regardless of whether or not we have significant others at home, we come to see you ladies for some sensual female attention. If we opt for the NR session, then some of the above activities are both desired and expected. I can understand your feelings if a guy comes on too aggressively but, for those of us who partake in a gentle way, I would hope that you'd understand our needs and indulge us. I really don't believe that "99% of mpas", as you claim, are dead set against such activities, and if you can't stand it yourself then perhaps you should seek other work.

I personally believe that many of the better MPAs understand their role as sort of surrogate girlfriends to those of us fellows who, for whatever reason, are craving some physical contact with a nice, warm lady, though not as intimate as with a FS SP. Though our time spent together may be only an hour or less at a time, we guys value that momentary companionship and physical interaction. After a satisfying session with a caring MPA, all of our troubles seem to fall away and we feel truly relaxed.

I hope, Akasha, that now you can see our side of things too. Respect and consideration should be a mutual thing between the MPA and her client.

 

[Yogart n]

Well Said Beaver...now can we leave it at that??

I for one can't stand the laughing anymore...

elmo

 

[Emee~23]

I see that Fred has moved and closed your thread.

It must be some kind of record!

Oringial post by Akasha - 12:41 PM Tuesday
Thread closed by Fred - 12:22 AM Wednesday

Thread open for 11 hours 19 minutes.

In that time there were 5,339 views and 143 replies.

I would say you hit a nerve.

Good work and congratulations.


Cheers

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm not sure how we could arrange this, but it would be fun to offer a reward to the person or persons who discover and post Akasha's working pseudonym and spa.

Although I think her delivery needs a little work, I cant argue with her points, and I give her credit for not wilting in the face of overwhelming resistance.

Bet she'd be quite a little firecracker if you got her fuse lit during a session.

 

[Ratchetr]

Those points have been made by other providers and other massageplanet.net members many times before. What made her message so distasteful was the crude, boorish generalizations that revealed a hate for her clients and ultimately herself.

I think we should be congratulating the massageplanet.net members and SP's who did not wilt in the face of this low-brow assault.

 

[Pompal 09.]

i don't wish to turn the scorn of this board on me, but what's so wrong with peeing in the shower? the last time i checked the acid content of unrine was so high it's next to impossible for it to be carrying any form of infections. in fact at a place like a gym or a mp, it's probably a good idea to pee in the shower in order to kill things like athlete's foot and the planter's warts that are probably floating around.

that said, i agree with akasha's other coment's on hygine. it must be hard to act sexy with a smelly bum in your face.

 

[E-Man]

Wow and here I was not paying any attention to that thread.

I've sent Akasha a pm asking for a description of the person who claimed to be me.

Secondly, I've been retired from the sp and mp business for 2.5 months now. Sure, I've popped in to say hello to a few people.

Third, there is always a place for the ladies to vent here, they need to get things off their chest and what Akasha's friend said is what many ladies have told me over the years I've been in the hobby. Thats why I wrote the Newbie's guide to better service and thats why it was published in The Adult Entertainer magazine.

Lastly, you all know that I've complained about people impersonating me and others on this board with the ladies. The last time I heard of it happening was with Paige at Invisible Touch, prior to that it was with Liz at Moulin Rouge. It's embarassing to me when someone uses my name to "leverage" better service out of the ladies.

 

[StrawDog]

Personally I thought the thread was funny. I know all the comments have been made before, and she could have been nice about it or not, that is her choice, guys write reviews all the time and the woman here say, they could write a bad review but they could be nice about it, maybe it is good to see the shoe on the other foot so to speak.

I mean we go from being fat ugly pigs to men being smelly asses with cheese dick. Turns about as fair play some might think.Since I am not on either side, I will just sit back and continue to laugh at all the joking, and insulting comments being made.

I think the main point that should come out of this is to the women who work in this business, you need to 100% take care of your own body, that is hands down, but you should find yourself a job with a company that will let you refuse clients that you don't want to see for whatever reason. You can't force a man to take a shower but you can refuse to service him and if your company won't let you do that then quit and find somewhere else to work. You need to think of you, your health and safety and there is no reason you should have to service a guy who is not 100% clean. Plain and simple!

Kiarra

 

[?LFC? ?Torres Torres?]

I don't know what the heck is going on with this thread. I had entitled it "A Note To Akasha" when I first posted it yesterday. I thought it had disappeared when I looked for it earlier today, but then noticed it was near the top of the page with the title box blank. Now it's back with the name "Natasha" where "Akasha" was written.

Note to moderator: What gives?

 

[Valentina R]

Finally its corrected....