Actual classified adverts.

[mr_know_it_all]

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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Semi-Annual mpter Christmas Sale
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3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
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For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
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Great Dames for sale.
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Have several very old dresses Reviewom grandmother in beautiful condition.
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Auto Repair Service. Reviewee pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

 

[Vikki]

Lmfao too funny
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