Poopmcmuffin
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Q: what does the word benign mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you are ten.
Q: what is the correct use of a semi-colon?
A: only to be used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the intestines.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: salt, pepper, mustard, vinegar.
Q: What is a planet?
A: a body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What is a fossil?
A: a fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: when you get old your bowels do too so you get intercontinental.
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: he says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: How can you stop milk turning sour?
A: keep it in the cow.
Q: how are the main parts of the body categorised?
A: the body consists of 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels - A, E, I, O and U.
Q: what is a fibula?
A: a small lie.
Q: what does varicose mean?
A: nearby
Q: what is the most common form of brith control?
A: most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: What is a coma?
A: a punctuation mark.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: an illness you get while at the airport.
Q: give an example of fungus and a characteristic feature.
A: Mushroom. It looks like an umbrella because it lives in damp places.
Q: What is rhubarb?
A: bloodshot celery.
Q: What is a vaccuum?
A: a large empty space...where the Pope lives.
Q: what is a magnet?
A: something you find crawling in a dead cat.
Q: name a greenhouse gas. what could be done to decraese it?
A: cows produce a lot of methane when the fart. This could be reduced by fitting them with catalytic converters.
this one is really hilarious if you can work out what they meant:
Q: what is the equator?
A: a menagerie lion running through Africa.
A: Benign is what you will be after you are ten.
Q: what is the correct use of a semi-colon?
A: only to be used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the intestines.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: salt, pepper, mustard, vinegar.
Q: What is a planet?
A: a body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What is a fossil?
A: a fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: when you get old your bowels do too so you get intercontinental.
(
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: he says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: How can you stop milk turning sour?
A: keep it in the cow.
Q: how are the main parts of the body categorised?
A: the body consists of 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels - A, E, I, O and U.
Q: what is a fibula?
A: a small lie.
Q: what does varicose mean?
A: nearby
Q: what is the most common form of brith control?
A: most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: What is a coma?
A: a punctuation mark.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: an illness you get while at the airport.
Q: give an example of fungus and a characteristic feature.
A: Mushroom. It looks like an umbrella because it lives in damp places.
Q: What is rhubarb?
A: bloodshot celery.
Q: What is a vaccuum?
A: a large empty space...where the Pope lives.
Q: what is a magnet?
A: something you find crawling in a dead cat.
Q: name a greenhouse gas. what could be done to decraese it?
A: cows produce a lot of methane when the fart. This could be reduced by fitting them with catalytic converters.
this one is really hilarious if you can work out what they meant:
Q: what is the equator?
A: a menagerie lion running through Africa.