klyrclft
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A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite some time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his I.D. to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and get it and come back?" he asks
The woman says "Unbutton your shirt." He unbuttons his shirt revealing a lot of curly grey hairs. She says, "That grey hair on your chest is proof enough for me." as she processes his Claim.
When he gets back home the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She replies, "You should have dropped your pants........ you might have got disability for us also!" [&o]
The woman says "Unbutton your shirt." He unbuttons his shirt revealing a lot of curly grey hairs. She says, "That grey hair on your chest is proof enough for me." as she processes his Claim.
When he gets back home the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She replies, "You should have dropped your pants........ you might have got disability for us also!" [&o]