Are these deal breakers in an Erotic Massage Room ????????????????????????????

[Deleted member 79939]

Are these deal breakers in a massage room.

Would you walk out or tolerate these.

And would she tolerate you ?


a. she farts
b. she burbs
c. you fart by accident
d. you use you phone to watch porn while getting a hand job
e. she takes a dump in the washroom stall next to the bed
f. you take a pee in the shower
g. you need to take a dump and use their washroom but you from Signapore (they use water/left hand, no tp)
i. you forgot to bathe after work
j. she has long green onions breath
k. her body feels like heroin usage
m. you asked for Greek and and gives you a mean look
n. she hammerjacks you when you grab her ass
o. she accidently wipes your cocaine line
p. you smoke opium while getting feet massage
q. she takes out her wig to remove a centipede
r. you pick your nose
s. you jerk off in the shower before the massage
t. she sniffs your butt as soon as you walk into the room
u. you steal a towel and she chatches you
v. she smells your armpit
w. she opens the window due to pms
x. she puts her tampoons in front of you
z. you have meetings on ipad strap on

 

[Deleted member 79939]

What if you look like her ex-husband and she gives you hard time???

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Let say, she tells to leave you pants on?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

What if you ask for a kiss and she freaks out , saying she just did bbbj and does not want to kiss you , maybe next week ?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Are these deal breakers in a massage room.

Would you walk out or tolerate these.

And would she tolerate you ?


a. she farts
b. she burbs
c. you fart by accident
d. you use you phone to watch porn while getting a hand job
e. she takes a dump in the washroom stall next to the bed
f. you take a pee in the shower
g. you need to take a dump and use their washroom but you from Signapore (they use water/left hand, no tp)
i. you forgot to bathe after work
j. she has long green onions breath
k. her body feels like heroin usage
m. you asked for Greek and and gives you a mean look
n. she hammerjacks you when you grab her ass
o. she accidently wipes your cocaine line
p. you smoke opium while getting feet massage
q. she takes out her wig to remove a centipede
r. you pick your nose
s. you jerk off in the shower before the massage
t. she sniffs your butt as soon as you walk into the room
u. you steal a towel and she chatches you
v. she smells your armpit
w. she opens the window due to pms
x. she puts her tampoons in front of you
z. you have meetings on ipad strap on

WHAT IF A MASSAGE LADY SLAPS YOU FOR SPILLNG COFFEE ON THE TABLE?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

If she eat noodles during rimmming ????
Is that a deal breaker

 

[Deleted member 79939]

YOU HEAR TOILET FLUSH FROM NEXT DOOR?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

What if you look like her ex-husband and she gives you hard time???

no boots
i hate boots

 

[Deleted member 79939]

If the massage lady tells you not take off you pants.
Take only shirt off and leave socks on.
Is that a deal breaker?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

IF A MASSAGE LADY
WEARS UNMATCHED SOCKS ?
IS THAT A DEAL BREAKER?