Why not take the opportunity to simply go into an AMP, grab the MPA of you fancy, explain that you are working with a famous Asian Movie Company called, Ven Ding Ma Sheen and ask her to read aloud a carefully prepared script (for casting purposes) that you've written in English / Chinese o/c. If they have a couch in the room, it would go off much better.
You could start off with asking her to call you, James, Austin Powers. Her: "Do you smoke fags?" You: "Why, does it look like I have AIDS?"