Australian, Irishman and Scouser

[DaughterofAthena000]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar....They're staring at
another man sitting on his own at a table by the bar, He's so familiar that
not recognising him is driving them crazy. They stare and stare until the
Irishman exclaims, " My God, it's Jesus" and sure enough it is Jesus nursing
a pint.
Thrilled they send him over a pint of Guiness, a pint of Fosters and
a pint of bitter....Jesus accepts the drinks and smiles at the three men,
and drinks the three pints slowly, and after he has finished the last pint,
Jesus approaches the trio, He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and
shakes it thanking him for the Guiness, and when he lets go.
The Irishman cries out" My God the arthritus I've had in my hands for thirty years is gone, It's a miracle!". Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager, the man's eyes widen in amazement,"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then approaches the scouser, who says" Back off mate I'm on disability benefit!"

 

[tikigal16]

Nice MC,

How about.....Expensive Perfume

A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"

 

[Dave K]

Hay didn't I post that joke a couple of weeks back?

MA stop pinching .. get you own jokes!

L&L

MC

 

[rkive87]

Sorry MC........................(slap)

 

[Cherisse]

Thats Ok MA .. your allowed to do it once ... after that watch out MC's about!

L&L

MC

 

[Cacarynse]

See, and I get all the blame!!! When will you open your eyes to him MC? He tried to take the claim for my HP Addicted thread and now he leaves it a few weeks to nick your jokes...... who's next MA, whooooooooooo's next??????? [&:]

 

[ypcoddrx]

Andi,.......no ones listening to you

Who's next - tell me you ain't Goldberg!

 

[Alyssa Godin]

MA who's Goldberg?

Andi its ok I am beginning to see the light (you both as bad as each other!)

L&L

MC