Automated phone dialling

[SPAY YOUR MUTT!]

Automated phone dialling


Thank you for calling Heaven. Please select a language
„h For Latin press 1
„h For Hebrew press 2
„h for English press 3

Please select one of the following:
„h For a request press 1
„h To give thanks press 2
„h To complain press 3
„h For advice press 4

I am sorry but all our angels are busy helping other sinners. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it as soon as we can. Please stay on the line.
„h If you would like to speak to God, press 1
„h To a patriarch, press 2
„h To a prophet press 3
„h To a minister, see Yellow Pages,
„h To a loved one, press 4 followed by his or her National Insurance Number. If there is no reply press 74365*, followed by his or her National Insurance number.

Our computer shows that you have already been prayed for today. Please call again tomorrow.

This office is closed until after the Sabbath. If you need help in an emergency please see the Minister. Please note that not all Ministers answer telephone calls on the Sabbath.


* or SHEOL if your phone has letters.

 

[John Stud]

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Oh my god Alex!!!
I think you've just given us a glimse into the future-I can really see this happening!!!
Tx