Axioms

[Deb]

These ones are the best. They're really funny and they're all so true. [/CENTER]

 

[charaze2000]

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[bkqaddfl]

lol...................

 

[akehkuchiufiebeto]

lmao at some of those, funny stuff.

 

[Mary Jefferson]

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7. Seen it all, done it all, can' t remember most of it.

8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

9. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

10. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

17. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

18. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

20. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

21. The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.

22. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

23. Shin: A device for finding furniture.

24. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

25. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.