This man goes into the local Bank and says to the female cashier - "Morning Love - Give us a fu cking cheque book". The outraged girl says, "You can't talk to me like that I'm going to get the manager!". The guy says, "I don't care who you get, I want a fuc king cheque book". At this the girl gets the manager, who says to the man -"Look here, we don't conduct business like this in Banks, besides, I don't recognise you as one of our customers". The guy says, "I'm not. I've just won ten million on the lottery and I want to put it in your Bank". The manager turns to the girls and says,"Don't just stand there get the man a fu cking cheque book."