banta's medical dictionary

[Chris H]

Once upon a time, banta applied to Medical School.

Needless to say, he never made it... do you wanna know why ????

These are the answers he gave ...



ANTIBODY - against everyone

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

COMA - punctuation mark

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British princess

GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

HERNIA - she is close by

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

OBESITY - city of Obe

SECRETION - hiding anything

TABLET - small table

ULTRASOUND - radical noise

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of playing cards

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC - neck of a crow