Birth

[kazination]

man was with his wife in the hospital. She was giving birth to twins, one boy and one girl. During the birthing, the husband passed out. When he woke up, he found that the babies had already been delivered.

The nurse told him, "We had to get your brother in to name the kids."

"My brother?" the father shouted. "He's a moron! What did he call them?"

"Well," said the nurse, "the girl was named Denise."

"Denise, eh? Hey, that's not too bad. I kind of like it? What did he name the baby boy?

"De Nephew."