Black eye

[K!k!143]

*appears in a black mist* : : : : *diappears in a black mist*

 

[Jim G]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Omar]

I smiled, no laugh.

 

[blueflamingos]

: : *sigh*

 

[zosowill]

Lol.

O_______o?
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[feinfncp]

: : :

 

[PraoWolf]

bhahahahahahahaha

 

[cheetos_2000]

Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar. One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.
“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”
“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was ****in’ hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”
“Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You ****ing bitch you ruined my life!”