A blind man was travelling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong...He made his way to the co ckpit but got no response from the pilot, he fumbled around n managed to find the radio and started shouting Help! Help!..
A reply came back 'what's ur problem?'
The blind guy yelled 'Help me! I'm blind, the pilots dead, and were flyin upside down!'
A reply came back 'Hang on, if ur blind how do u know ur flying upside down??'...
'Because the s hit is running down my back...thats how'