Blow Job

[Akass]

:clap :clap lmaooooooooooooooo :clap :clap
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[Can]

LOL.. I've heard that one and its still funny:

 

[isitevil]

Thanx im glad yall liked it :jump:



here is another
















here was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little

girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he
was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he
was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what
happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this

little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next
thing I know, here I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain."

The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her,
"Just what did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing
with his bird and it spat on me. So I broke its neck, busted its
eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

Moral of the story: Never, ever lie to a female of any age

 

[otterly evil]

omg !!!!!!!!!:

 

[Love Life Simply]

OMG:: : :

 

[fdfg]

:shock1: :shock1: :shock1: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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[Mazhevanus]

:shocked Nice..... I hope he didn't pick the mom :

 

[Pompal 09.]

That's some family! :

 

[Kelvin]

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little *****.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her.
"Honey, would you give me a blow job??"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!"
"No, no and no"
"I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you .."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it.
Or if need be, Mum says she can come down herself and do it.
But for **** sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom."