blue pearl review

[Captain Claudius]

i haven't posted any reviews in a while. for varrying reasons including lack of money, lack of time, but mostly cuz i stick with often reviewed ladies in order to insure the best bang for the buck. however, variety is the spice of life and for the past few days i've been craving some new blood.

the spa i frequent most is body and soul, but i recently tried IT and HFH and enjoyed my time emensely. so for my journey into the unknown i decided to stick (with what are reffered to on this board as the higher end spas) having never tried blue pearl i though 'why not double the mystery factor'. huge mistake! for those under the false impression that bp can be mentioned in the same sentence as IT and HFH, allow me to save you some money. it can't.

on to the review:

i went in without an appointment cuz all the women on the schedule looked great so i figured i couldn't go wrong. as madona said on will and grace: cut to me driving to downsview. i parked in the back and rang the bell, entered and was greeted by a pleasant woman who informend me a 30 min session would be $50. i gave her $60 and she told me the old 'i'll have the girl bring your change.' cut to the girl entering w/o change, little did i know that would be the least of my complaints.

mpa description:

5' 8"
125 lbs
small a cups with nice puffies
no tats or piercings i could see

i believe she told me her name was anna. but after inspecting the website i believe her real psudonym is vannessa. now this girl is very cute. smaller breasts than i like but they were a nice shape and really firm so i didn't fret too much.

her attitude however, was a different story. talk about scketchy. she sprayed the lotion bottle down with alcohol along with the sink and surrouding areas and turned the tap off with a towel.

the massage started with a some decent pressure. she used lotion instead of oil, and quite a bit of it. the massage itself was very basic. some rubbing teasing, and then, like 5 mins into it she hopped up on the table and did some grinding. i was soon asked to flip over and after a minute of teasing, she starts the release. she requested, several times, to be informed when i was about to blow. each time i told her ok, but seeing how we were only 10 (or 15 mins max.) into the session i wasn't anywhere close to this being an issue. during this time we were in a 69 and she allowed me almost free roam of the horizon which was nice. then she changed positions so that she was between my legs on the table. at this point she requests that i release myself. seriously! she just sat there playing with herself, and giving a little attention to my boys and the rest was up to me. when the moment of truth arrived she acted as if i had pulled a gun and jumped off the table and ran to the sink (while i'm still in the midst mind you.) cut to her handing me a alcohol soaked bunch of cleanex, after bunch of cleanex. and as i finnished with each wad of tissue she refused to touch it, prefurring to use yet another wad of cleanex to pick up the wad i had just used. much like the late howard hughes used to behave.

she then told me to lay on my front and she draped a hot towel over my back, which felt quite nice, but i was still reeling from the bizzare specticle i had just witnessed.

next she started calling me sir, and repeatedly telling me it was $80 for the body slide. when i asked if she had my $10 change from the room fee, she told me i should go asked the girl that showed me to the room. i gave her the $80 and walked to the front (not that i'm cheap, but after being so obviously ripped off it was a matter of pricipal). my schetchy mpa reappears and tells me she'll get it for me. cut to her making her final appearance with 5 2nies in her hand as she said to me:

'hey, it's better than nothing.'

quite wrong my dear. nothing would have been way better.

a few parting thoughts:

doesn't the 'body gel' in the bp shower smell a lot like genaric hand soap you find in any bathroom?

wasn't this place supposed to be in the top 3 spas in town?

unless expressly requested, isn't an mpa supposed to finnish the job.

if your toilet is blocked and you can't flush your money down it, you might want to check out blue pearl. other wise, to paraphrase the great al pacino: 'don't waste you mother f*cking time!'

t_dot

 

[acidcrap]

I have both read and heard many horrible stories about BP, and yours is another one. BP may have some best looking MPAs around, but they definitely have one of the most pathetic and deplorable services in MP sector: big attitude with gluttony of money. I think either AC or B&S can easily overtake BP. And I am still surprised how they can stay in business.

 

[LadyCatherine]

The top spas have very nice facilities coupled with great service. Blue Pearl has spared nothing when it comes to decorating the spa.

 

[Ralishev]

well I had the pleasure of seeing Cassandra the other day....

beautiful ebony beauty with a tight bod and great tits. I had an excellent time on the body slide ....in the 69 position, and I would definitely repeat with her!

So I am sure it depends on the girl and as always YMMV!

 

[Rusty Steele]

t_dot.

Sorry to hear about your experience.

I just have a little concern about judging the whole mp on one experience with an mpa. You are there seeing the girl, not the mp. Not all the girls are going to be necessarily good. But, if not, go try another one there.

I'm not defending what happened, just wondering about the judgement of what you're doing. And, I'm not slamming you either. Just offering a different viewpoint that's all.

I had a session with Christine @ IT. It was so so. Not the best I've ever had. Now granted, it wasn't like what happened with your session, but, it wasn't what I was hoping it would be and wasn't totally satisfied. But, I don't judge the entire spa or other girls because of that one session. Each girl is a separate entity and has to be judged separately.

Besides, if you have a problem, talk to management. I did that when I had my session with Kate from BP. Apparently I wasn't the first to mention about her and soon after she was let go. If you think she was trying to rip you off or think she's a little unscrupulous in her session, let management know. Maybe you aren't the only one who had this experience.

Don't give up on the spa yet. I don't mean that for just BP, but for any of the spa's that you have a bad experience in. You may still find a gem in there.

Good luck and happy hobbying!

 

[NecropolisXR]

the ymmv comments are valid, but this wasn't a case of milage. it was a case of customer service. the top places are supposed to be brands. you pay top dollar for an expected level of customer service and, well, civility. if i had been at some bargan basement type place, paying $60 total for the experience i wouldn't really have a leg to stand on. but i my opinion this situation is a little different.

as for complaing to the management, why bother? i've decided not to return to this place, so any future discounts that would have been offered would have been pointless. i just wanted to post this review so that no one from the massageplanet.net community would have to waste money like i did.

 

[Tasha Posey]

I hate when they give you a hard time for change.
If you get them 60 and it's 50, give me the @$(@# change. If I feel like saying "Keep It", i'll do so as your handing it to me.

I'll scratch Vanessa off my list, but I'm not ready to scratch of BP as the place still has a lot to offer.

 

[Vera Jetta]

t_dot. The reason why you complain to management is to give them "a chance" to do something.

It's not just for this case. This is for any business in general. If you have had a problem with a company you have to at least tell them what happened in order for them to know something happened. If you tell them you're never coming back to that store again, they won't help, because you've already told them you'll never do business there, and the purpose of them trying to rectify the situation, is to keep your business. By telling them you're not going back, you've made your decision before they could do anything.

If you tell management, and nothing happens, then by all means, that's when the alarm bells go off and you start telling people what happened and that management didn't want to do anything to rectify the situation.

I've had situations where I had a problem. (not at an mp) I would go to management and tell them what happened. In some instances they offered something. They kept my business. Others, they did nothing. They never saw another dime from me.

It's just that they way you're doing it, they don't have a chance to do anything for you that's all.

 

[Kuro Yuki]

t_dot your bad experience with Vanessa surprises me. I have had several very good sessions with Vanessa. I had always found her accomodating and extreamly customer-service oriented.

She has always had a whole alcohol spray routine but I like that. It means she is carefull, which means a lot to me.

To be fair though, I havnt been to BP for about 4 months since Vanessa was away. She seems to be back, on night shifts only, and I will go there soon as she starts working during the day.

 

[Izzy r]

the fact that she does that with everyone eases my mind a little. i'll be honest, the incident left me quite freaked out. for some reason the bad vibes she had towards me were reversed and projected into my head. for the past day i've been thinking she gave me something. maybe the whole schetcy scene was SARS paranoia or something. but seriously, it was very rude. she acted like i puked or something.

and wooly i hear what you're saying. but, when a restaurant reviewer has a crappy meal, does he go to the kitchen a teach the chef to cook, or does he write a review? it's not my responsability to manange this place and train the girls etc. the only role i have (as i see it) is to pay my money, and to treat the mpa with respect. i held up my end.

 

[C.I.O]

Golo - That's the beauty of the hunt though. And even when there has been a bad review or 2 about a girl, sometiimes I take it as a challenge, maybe I will be someone who has a different experience with her that's a good one. Maybe not. I have had some good experiences with a few girls that had mixed reivews.

Also, if there are reviews that show consistant negative reviews of an mpa, fine. Don't see them. See the others that have mixed or no reviews that are there. What about the new ones that come in? They could be keepers.

I guess it all depends if you want to look at it that way or if you just want what you know is guaranteed. Me, I'm willing to be a bit adventurous.

t_dot - As a customer, yes, if you're at a restaurant and you don't like how the food is (before you finish the whole plate) then yes, say something. Not to the chef, to the waitress. If she doesn't/can't help, go to the manager. Go to someone who has the ability to do something.

As a food critic, no you don't complain to the chef. You may see the manager and mention it too them, or you might not say anything and leave it for the review for all to see.

When we think of a critic or reviewer, we think of a person who is paid for what they do. A professional. They are sent on assignment by either an editor or on their own for a publication that is going to pay for their review. Also, normally critics don't pay for what they are reviewing. This doesn't include those who go undercover for "consumer report reviews"

I know we go in and review places but, it's not the same. In principal we are doing the same, but we aren't "reviewers/critics" as what we imagine them to be. We aren't professionals.

I guess it all depends on how you see yourself as to what you are going in. I see myself as a customer looking for a service who will, review, as an amateur, and tell those about my experience. Good or bad. Just like I might if I were on a board looking for hotels to stay at or restaurants to eat at. Besides, I think that the best way to make a change is to mention something. Then if nothing is done, see ya Charlie.

Wouldn't it be cool though to be a "professional" reviewer, and actually get paid to see mpa's, sp's or dancers? Now that would be a career of a lifetime!

 

[jacs]

I think in the end it is all about the relationship you have with the MPA. If you two really hit it off, and both of you are having fun and getting something out of the experience, it will be a good session. If you don't like some of her habits and/or she doesn't really feel you and see you as just another client and another buck then the session will not be good.