-If this joke has already been posted, I apologize in advance. I remember seeing it somewhere, but I can't remember if it was on this forum-
An English man, a Scottish man and a Chinese man all went to apply for a job at a building site, and the site manager says:
"Right, boys. Show me what you can do."
The English man says;
"I can build walls really quickly"
He builds a wall in under a minute.
The Scottish man says;
"I can lay pipes really quickly"
He lays some pipes underground in an impressive time.
The Chinese man says;
"Erm, I'll sort the supplies".
The manager gives them all jobs.
So later that day, the English man is building his walls, the Scottish man is laying his pipes, and the Chinese man jumps out from behind a box and shouts
"Supplies!"