A guy walks into a bar, the bartender says Hi Joe! The guy says dont call me joe, call me Lucky. The bartender says why should I call you lucky? He says, yesterday I was on a train that derailed, I was the only survivor. Wow, says the bartender, you are lucky! Afew days later the guy walks in and the tender says Hi Lucky! The guy says Dont call me lucky, call me Lucky Lucky. Why asks the tender? Because yesterday I was on a plane that crashed, I was the only survivor! Wow says the tender that does make you Lucky Lucky! A few days later the guy walks in and the tender says Hi Lucky Lucky! The guy says Dont call me Lucky Lucky, Call me Lucky Lucky Lucky. Why should I do that asks the tender? Because yesterday my best friend caught me in bed with his wife and shot me in the butt! Why does that make you lucky? asks the tender. Because says Lucky, If he had come in 10 seconds earlier He'd have got me in the head!