Hi all,
Well, the search for Carmen goes on. So far, despite having the best and most modern instruments (the Hertz Babe-o-meter, etc.), I have had little success. Thanks to Purejoker for the offer of help. BUT WAIT....WHAT'S THIS??????....
I have just visited www.handsfromheaven.ca and it seems that there's a "Carmen" listed on the schedule. Could this be the real Carmen, formerly of SRM and PA, or is this just one of God's sick little jokes? Does anyone know? Can anyone confirm? Remember, a Carmen sighting only has value to the pervo-scientific community if the specimen is found ALIVE. Just tranquilizers, people.
And to Carmen, if you're reading this.....you're wonderful, but this 'thrill of the chase' thing is going a little too far now. The search mission is still hopeful, but provisions are running low. This recent cold spell threatens to leave us trapped in the ice. Only bodysliding oil and a nice hot towel afterwards will prevent the onset of scurvy. Morale is low, and the men are starting to nibble on each other. Oh, sure, it starts playfully enough, but soon....
-T.
Well, the search for Carmen goes on. So far, despite having the best and most modern instruments (the Hertz Babe-o-meter, etc.), I have had little success. Thanks to Purejoker for the offer of help. BUT WAIT....WHAT'S THIS??????....
I have just visited www.handsfromheaven.ca and it seems that there's a "Carmen" listed on the schedule. Could this be the real Carmen, formerly of SRM and PA, or is this just one of God's sick little jokes? Does anyone know? Can anyone confirm? Remember, a Carmen sighting only has value to the pervo-scientific community if the specimen is found ALIVE. Just tranquilizers, people.
And to Carmen, if you're reading this.....you're wonderful, but this 'thrill of the chase' thing is going a little too far now. The search mission is still hopeful, but provisions are running low. This recent cold spell threatens to leave us trapped in the ice. Only bodysliding oil and a nice hot towel afterwards will prevent the onset of scurvy. Morale is low, and the men are starting to nibble on each other. Oh, sure, it starts playfully enough, but soon....
-T.