Cat Christmas Meow-icals!

[Andre K]

Away From All Danger
Sing to: Away In A Manger

Away from all danger not covered at all
There’s sitting a turkey I’m hoping to maul
There’s nobody looking, my fate I will seal
And don’t you be thinking that guilt I will feel

Now I am so clever I am a good thief
I have to chose quickly ‘tween turkey and beef
A fish on a bright dish or cream I will lick
And eat it all quickly until I am sick

I know it’s forbidden, I know it’s the truth
To eat on the table is really uncouth
But this is so tempting I don’t really care
And blame the soft humans for leaving it there



Cat Toy Bells
Sing to: Jingle Bells

Dashing through the house,
And jumping high and low,
We chase a catnip mouse,
As fast as we can go.

The mouse is old and worn,
And we bit off its tail,
What fun to rip the stuffing out,
And leave a catnip trail!

Chorus:
Oh, cat toy bells, cat toy bells,
Ringing loud and clear,
Oh, what fun, to play and pounce,
When Christmas time is here!

I found a fuzzy ball,
That jingled when it bounced,
I rolled it down the hall,
And when it stopped I pounced.

The ball stayed where it lay,
I`d tired it out at last,
And then it tried to get away,
But I was much too fast!

Chorus:
Oh, cat toy bells, cat toy bells,
Ringing loud and clear.
Oh,what fun, to play and pounce,
When Christmas time is near!