Chav joke!

[acaplyAmonymn]

I've
tried
&
tried.

Do
not
get
it.

​

 

[Yahoo]

:clap LOL!

 

[rdeziurriaoibmemc]

HERE HAVE SOME NED JOKES LAWLS

. You’re in your car and you see a ned on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

How many neds does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they’ll screw anything.

What do you call a ned at college?
The janitor .

Two neds jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society. :

 

[golden09]

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please

What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

 

[Nikki Hawthurd]

:d Rofl I Love These Jokes!

 

[TedJorarrer]

You cant help but laugh!

2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

 

[Desertrose]

rofl chav jokes!

 

[Mike I]

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
It might be your bike.

 

[chlluwdc]

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?



How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.


What do chavs use as protection during ***?
A bus shelter!


What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar

 

[Shazza]

This was someone on my msn lists name: "What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?- One's thick and hairy the other's a coconut < found this hillarious XD