CLOCKS
A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, โWhat are all those clocks?โ
St. Peter answered, โThose are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.โ
โOh,โ said the man, โWhose clock is that?โ โThatโs Mother Teresaโs. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.โ
โIncredible,โ said the man. โAnd whose clock is that one?โ St. Peter responded,
โThatโs Abraham Lincolnโs clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.โ
โWhereโs George Bushโs?โ asked the man.
โ George Bushs clock is in Godโs office. Heโs using it as a ceiling fan.โ
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