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A Hindu, a Jew, and an attorney were driving across the country when they had car trouble late one night. After walking a few miles, they came upon a farmhouse.
The farmer and his wife were very friendly and they offered their guest room, but it only had one double bed. So, the Hindu volunteered to go sleep in the barn.
The Jew and the attorney settled down, about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on their bedroom door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in the barn. I can't sleep with a cow because it is sacred to my religion."
So, the Jew said he would go and sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the attorney settled down, about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on their bedroom door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry, but there is a pig in the barn and there is no way I can sleep with a pig."
So, the attorney said he would go sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the Jew were just getting settled, about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on their bedroom door.
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It was the cow and the pig
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The farmer and his wife were very friendly and they offered their guest room, but it only had one double bed. So, the Hindu volunteered to go sleep in the barn.
The Jew and the attorney settled down, about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on their bedroom door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in the barn. I can't sleep with a cow because it is sacred to my religion."
So, the Jew said he would go and sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the attorney settled down, about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on their bedroom door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry, but there is a pig in the barn and there is no way I can sleep with a pig."
So, the attorney said he would go sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the Jew were just getting settled, about to fall asleep, when there was a knock on their bedroom door.
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It was the cow and the pig
hyeah: hyeah: hyeah: