Crutches

[Gerbil Lover]

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"Crutches"

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was
growing larger and staying erect longer, he was
delighted, as was his wife. But after several
weeks his johnson had grown to nearly twenty
inches in length. Ralph became quite concerned.

He was having problems dressing and even
walking, so he and his wife went to see a
prominent urologist. After an initial examination,
the physician explained to the couple that, though
rare, Ralph's condition could be corrected through
corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the
wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you ARE planning
to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you??!!"