Wow!
What a blast for massageplanet's first partaayy!
Ok, so be patient and understand as I'm hammered and horny! What else is new?
1. Thank you to club paradise! Robert, Sean, Thor and all. What a great place!
I think that I'm gonna rent a room there!
2. Thank you to all the administration of massageplanet.
3. Thank you to all the agencies, indies and mps that attended or donated prizes.
The place was packed! Hotties everywhere dancers, sps, mps, waitresses and me of course! If you didn't meet me, I was the dude wearing the the shirt that said, "You had me at blowjob!"
Yes, I am the class clown! and always will be. For crying out loud, Kareena said that I was the reason she attened the party. Guess what, I'm gonna do the tummy tango with her! I will publicly say that yes, I'm gonna lick her butt! LMAO. Actually, there's several butts that I'm gonna lick! Unreal the hotties that were there!
The important business! I have the complete list of prize winners and the list will be confirmed with Dean and posted sometime on Saturday! Cuz, I'm just too hammered to do it now! So wait you fukkers! LMAO.
Ok, so now, I'm off to create my first ever to TDL, and it's a big one! There goes my inheritence and pension! I'll have to get a p-t time job drivin' for pizza pizza! LMAO
Honest to christ though, I'm not even gonna tell you clowns about the hotties from everywhere! Start spendin' your $, this girls need tuition $! I will say this! Mirage, Dream, Sassy, Goe and a whole lotta indies are gonna have my DNA all over them! Oops, I said DNA out loud! Too bad!
Andy, thanks again for the limo ride. I kissed all the girls. BTW, Greta and Tessa are hottt! Jessica can I have my tongue back! Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, I'm gonna lick you so hard that you'll cry my name out! Screw it, I'm gonna fornicate with all the girls on the bus and many others! That's just the kinda guy I am!
Ask the bus passengers about the little extra cream that was left in some of their surprise envelopes! LMAO. Gotcha!
No, I did not keep my pants on. I dropped them so everyone could see that I supported the Celtics and the boneheads lost. Kareena let's console each other. I'll lie down and you blow me! LMAO.
Seriously, there are so many lovely young women that want to have sex with me, it's not funny! I'm gonna have a busy summer after the 2nd of July! FYI, I was popular and I'm short, so screw you cute-bald! LMAO!
Check on Saturday for prize lists. BTW, I'm TO, so I'm gonna fornicate tomorrow before I head home!
HOF!
What a blast for massageplanet's first partaayy!
Ok, so be patient and understand as I'm hammered and horny! What else is new?
1. Thank you to club paradise! Robert, Sean, Thor and all. What a great place!
I think that I'm gonna rent a room there!
2. Thank you to all the administration of massageplanet.
3. Thank you to all the agencies, indies and mps that attended or donated prizes.
The place was packed! Hotties everywhere dancers, sps, mps, waitresses and me of course! If you didn't meet me, I was the dude wearing the the shirt that said, "You had me at blowjob!"
Yes, I am the class clown! and always will be. For crying out loud, Kareena said that I was the reason she attened the party. Guess what, I'm gonna do the tummy tango with her! I will publicly say that yes, I'm gonna lick her butt! LMAO. Actually, there's several butts that I'm gonna lick! Unreal the hotties that were there!
The important business! I have the complete list of prize winners and the list will be confirmed with Dean and posted sometime on Saturday! Cuz, I'm just too hammered to do it now! So wait you fukkers! LMAO.
Ok, so now, I'm off to create my first ever to TDL, and it's a big one! There goes my inheritence and pension! I'll have to get a p-t time job drivin' for pizza pizza! LMAO
Honest to christ though, I'm not even gonna tell you clowns about the hotties from everywhere! Start spendin' your $, this girls need tuition $! I will say this! Mirage, Dream, Sassy, Goe and a whole lotta indies are gonna have my DNA all over them! Oops, I said DNA out loud! Too bad!
Andy, thanks again for the limo ride. I kissed all the girls. BTW, Greta and Tessa are hottt! Jessica can I have my tongue back! Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, I'm gonna lick you so hard that you'll cry my name out! Screw it, I'm gonna fornicate with all the girls on the bus and many others! That's just the kinda guy I am!
Ask the bus passengers about the little extra cream that was left in some of their surprise envelopes! LMAO. Gotcha!
No, I did not keep my pants on. I dropped them so everyone could see that I supported the Celtics and the boneheads lost. Kareena let's console each other. I'll lie down and you blow me! LMAO.
Seriously, there are so many lovely young women that want to have sex with me, it's not funny! I'm gonna have a busy summer after the 2nd of July! FYI, I was popular and I'm short, so screw you cute-bald! LMAO!
Check on Saturday for prize lists. BTW, I'm TO, so I'm gonna fornicate tomorrow before I head home!
HOF!