Dinner Guest

[Jfkfsjks Fsjfdsjsdfj]

omg lmgdaoooooooooooooooo :

 

[AmandaPanda]

lol

 

[Ranger]

Yep... Oh and, Hiya Timmeh ~waves~ :

 

[hollarrrrrr]

you got that right mizz danni :

 

[spaqoxsxa]

: good one :clap

 

[suzgibson]

OMG that joke is funny LMAO : ​

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[ironside]

Hilarious, but do me a favor from now on, DO NOT post your jokes in MY joke thread, okay? You want to post this joke, you create your own thread, got it? k:

 

[wbfd22]

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he craps on you."

 

[Cameron Giles]

One night a man his wife and a friend decided to have dinner together,
so after eating they opened a couple of bottles of wine. Upon finishing
the wine the friend realized it was late and he should go home, but the
man insisted he stay the night, because he was drunk and in no condition
to drive. The man finally agreed.

One problem occured though they had no guest bedroom and their couch was
small and uncomfortable. So the mans wife said "Why dont he just sleep
with us?"

The two men agreed and promptly headed for bed. A few hours after they
had gone to sleep the mans wife woke his friend and said hey, wanna have
a good time?

The man was like NO he'll wake up. She said no he won't watch, so the
woman reached over and pulled out one of the hairs on her husbands ass
and sure enough nothing happened.

So the wife and the mans friend screwed. about an hour later the wife
woke the mans friend again and said I want more. The man decided to test
his friend to see if he was awake, so he pulled out another ass hair and
he didnt wake up.

This happened 2 more times and when the friend pulled out another one
of the mans ass hairs the man turned over and said, "Look I dont care if
you screw my wife but stop using my ass as a score board!!"