Doing the Dishes

[djmano]

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.

He doesn't have much luck, until, one day, he comes across a beautiful
Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign on it.

The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, although it is 10 years
old. It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He immediately buys it,
and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is
outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house,
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family
before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the
middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen
is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure
enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take
advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over
and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.

So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table,
and has his way with her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a
little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body", he thinks. So he grabs the
mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which
way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her
dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud
clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his motorcycle, so he
pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts: "All right,
enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"