DP Anyone??

[LadyMady]

Can someone please PM me on places where I can
do some Digital Penetration. TIA.

 

[MJ_Lover_OX]

Do some or receive some?

gypsy

 

[L B]

Do some, that is.

 

[bhschoolu2]

For starters, just pull your pants down, bend over, put your hand between your legs and penetrate away! Works for me! No complications as long as I trim my nails first. It's a great zero cost shower-based activity without the commitment. Shove in a well-warmed bar of Dove first. You'll never want to leave home again! Try to find the old prostrate while your in there. Save some time at your next physical. I guess that some things, like this posting, are priceless!
Cheers, DOM

 

[snipe4lyf]

DOM you forgot to let him know about the vasaline or the preparation H.

 

[Only_Me]

u guys are brutal.....funny tough...

 

[lonely_soul]

poor CryHavoc

 

[gamblingsucks]

Maybe he actually wants Double Penetration. But I guess he would be giving in that situation? I hope.

 

[refinej721]

BUTTER!!
Did anyone see Caligula with Malcom McDowell!!

 

[nnik]

When I hear the word butter, I can only think of Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris [Bertolucci]

 

[HaK attack! [panda-kun]]

Lol...I remember my doctor doing this to me. Maybe you can go see your doctor. And above all, it's free.

 

[debabrata h]

JUST becareful if your doctor keeps both of his hands resting on your shoulders when he attemps the DP on you. In a case like this definitly use the vaseline+butter and by the time you get home, I bet you will be looking for the preparation H.

 

[dyingatheist]

I recommend my doctor. Dr. Long. He is an expert in the field of DP.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Torontoto/Dom,

You can both "blow" each other, you'd both probably enjoy it,
seeing that Dom penetrates himself with a Dove bar looking for his prostate. Dom, how do you know so much about self penetration? Your daddy taught you???

Torontoto, better save the the double penetration for your
mama, I'm sure she'd enjoy you from the anus, and dom
from the vagina.

I guess I set myself up for these reprobates taking shots at
me.

Your Pal
CH

 

[TheDoctor]

CryHavoc, LMAO good come back dude!! Just one question, what the heck is a reprobate???

 

[Caiden]

rep-ro-bate: adjective.

depraved; corrupt. A depraved person.

Just like Dom.


CH

 

[BatMan]

You say that like it's a bad thing. I mean, in some respects, arent we all.....

K-Y is far more effective than butter, and your dog won't try to lick your ass when you're done. Not that I would know of course.....