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Young man goes into a pharmacy, and embarrassed about what he is purchasing, goes to the back and talks to the pharmacist.
"I'm going out on a big date tonight, and I'm going to need some protection. I've never purchased them before, can I buy a package of condoms, please." He asks in a quiet voice.
The pharmacist smiles knowingly and puts the package on the counter.
"That will be $15.00 please." he tells the young man.
"Wow, that's awful expensive, isn't it?" he replies.
The pharmacists nods, but says "Well, that price includes the tax".
A pained look comes across the young man's face... "Isn't there an less painful way to keep them on?"
Tell this joke to a Reviewiend to judge their joke comprehension skills... time the delay between the punchline and the "Oh, I get it". Doesn't work as good on blondes, explaining the joke takes a lot of the humour out of it, although getting them to retell the joke can be funny...
"I'm going out on a big date tonight, and I'm going to need some protection. I've never purchased them before, can I buy a package of condoms, please." He asks in a quiet voice.
The pharmacist smiles knowingly and puts the package on the counter.
"That will be $15.00 please." he tells the young man.
"Wow, that's awful expensive, isn't it?" he replies.
The pharmacists nods, but says "Well, that price includes the tax".
A pained look comes across the young man's face... "Isn't there an less painful way to keep them on?"
Tell this joke to a Reviewiend to judge their joke comprehension skills... time the delay between the punchline and the "Oh, I get it". Doesn't work as good on blondes, explaining the joke takes a lot of the humour out of it, although getting them to retell the joke can be funny...