Extending the pleasure

[Drog]

yea i really think thats happenend before

 

[Tralualty]

i think under a truck is one of the last places id wanna jack off.

why didnt he just do it in the truck? :hmm:

 

[Kara]

i bet it was u deeky :lmao: :lmao: :sneaky: :kissing:

 

[Blarp]

Well if it was... thank **** it wasn't me :

 

[OMG seeds!]

LMAO!!!! Good joke!

 

[My boys are my world]

That sounds too true to be a joke...:hmm:

 

[Praful]

Brilliant! Just brilliant! Very good! :clap

 

[Big Orange Boehner]

bet its happened to u deeky : : : :

 

[Britta]

lol. that would suck if it really happened.

 

[LadyLea]

I wouldn't be surprised if that really happened!!:clap

 

[BooMuoaiai]

A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before s e x often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.

The man decided, What the hell, Ill try it.

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldnt do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, What?

He heard, This is the police. Whats going on down there?

The man replied, Im checking out the rear axle, its busted.

Came the reply, Well, you might as well check your brakes too while youre down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago.