Farmer goes to brothel

[Amber nicole.]

(Pretty old, but for those who don't know)

A farmer goes to town and decides he wants to have fun and visits a brothel. He says to the madam he is new to this, so he just wants to get a handjob.

The madam says there is one beautiful escort, Carol, who gives the best handjobs.
The farmer is very happy, Carol is truly beatiful. He asks how much for the handjob?

"500"

Five hundred? He says if is very expensive, but Carol takes him to the window and says:

"Do you see that Ferrari? It's mine. I paid for it giving handjobs."

Farmer thinks she must be very good, so he pays what she wants. The handjob is pretty good, so he is happy.

Next time he comes to town goes to the brothel, asks for Carol and wants to know how much is a blowjob?

"1000"

One thousand for a blowjob? He is hesitating, but Carol takes him to the window and says:

"Do you see that yacht? It is mine. I paid for it giving blowjobs."

The farmer thinks, she must be pretty good at giving blowjobs and pays the price. He is happy and leaves.

Next time he comes to town, goes to the brothel, asks for Carol and says that this time he wants to have sex.

Carol takes him to the window and says:

"Do you see this town? This all would be mine if I had a pussy!"