finding a job

[beliz]

A young man from Liverpool walked into the local dole office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I’ve been on the dole for years now and think it’s about time I found a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just had a job come in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary package is £200,000 a year."

The young man said, "You're bull****ting me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well you started it."