First review - Sandra B(ullock) Girl

[MeltandFlow]

A few days ago, someone posted: "I also have no info on Sandra to date, can someone please fill me in."

This is a "First review" from a lurker so take your best shots!

You may recall Faith,the Receptionist at Lexa. She succeded Hope (who became a nice MPA addition at Lexa).

Faith is now Sandra. IMHO, she resembles Sandra Bullock especially when she smiles.

Sandra is now in her fourth week. Sandra is sometimes a little tardy in attending to her appointed rounds as she is a personal hygiene perfectionist.

About 5 feet 3 inches, 110 lbs with an attractive figure. She says she is 22 (believable).

New MPA's sometimes have attitudes. Sandra does. But hers are friendly, co-operative, pleasant and willing to learn.

This gem will not be hidden for long.

The issue about turning down an appointment close to closing hour is distracting.

 

[enrodiaTriece]

Nice review Sandra. Oups, I meant to say nice review of Sandra.

 

[Symnkayakex]

I don't think that Patented would have registered here almost a year ago & have only now posted as Sandra in hiding.

I believe that Sandra is new to the field. I had the pleasure to see her in passing once while going for a session with Hope @ Lexa. A nice looking lady. I'm glad that she's overcome her fears and has taken the plunge.

Nice to-the-point review Patented. Keep 'em coming.

Ignore the shill police.

Have a drink (or two) and write another review (or two).

Al Cohol

 

[Illana M]

First off ...

Will you guys cut the crap already, the review was posted in the Bchain thread first and no one said anything and since it was posted stand alone you decide to raise your voices? Why b/c he has 3 posts? Well at least he has one review behind his belt now, that is one more than many of the members here. And he TOFTT as well, how many of you have done that?

Thought so, if you don't have anything good to say, then don't say it.

You guys scare off reviewers by the handful and then complain that there are not enough reviews around, you are biting the hand that feeds you.

Some of you guys I know by PM, start to set an example.

Al raised some good points.

To Patented ...

I don't know why you posted this in a new thread but thanks anyways for coming to the members aid when there was no info about Sandra.

The review was nice and I hope to see more contributions by you in the future.

VBB

 

[CGBaker]

Read this part again.

 

[jdphenix]

Smoke breath - couldn't even brush her teeth before a session - or even chew gum or somethingto kill the smell....that kinda killed the session for me, too bad - nice bod and assets - it's the cigarette breath that killed it..

 

[cfelonius]

It's possible, but I don't think it's plausible.

 

[John Redcorn]

"Sandra is now in her fourth week. Sandra is sometimes a little tardy in attending to her appointed rounds as she is a personal hygiene perfectionist."

I've read it again, (even after finishing a nice bottle of Shiraz) but, I think this may have to do with her other body cavities' hygiene issues(especially after reading lookit's post). She may have forgotten about her cigarette habit & the aftermath.

That's why I put the vodka in the freezer.

It leaves you breathless!

AC

 

[vikki94]

Folks, read it again. It's saying that Sandra doesn't do her other MP duties (e.g. laundry, cleaning, etc) because she's in the shower all the time (i.e. being a personal hygiene perfectionist).

Hmm...makes you wonder how the reviewer is privy to such information.

 

[Benjamin!]

Thevagabond give the guy a break....

the direct quote from Patent was

"Sandra is now in her fourth week. Sandra is sometimes a little tardy in attending to her appointed rounds as she is a personal hygiene perfectionist."

It says that she is late to her appointments because she is cleaning herself. Doesn't say anything about not doing the other stuff....

tardy = late
appointed rounds = her sessions

how would Patent know she was cleaning?

Sandra: "Sorry Patent I was late, I like to make sure I'm nice and clean."

Wow mystery solved.

Also, if the part about Faith becoming Sandra is true she must have had a lot of foresight to start a handle so long ago. Yeah, yeah the MPAs are all sharing the handle and use it a whole 3 times.

I guess you have to make a whopping 9 reviews before you get a badge for the shill police.

 

[wintersun77]

Well, if Sandra is writing her own reviews, she isn't the first B Girl to do so...

Trust Me

That said, VBB is correct in pointing out that we can't complain about lack of participation then jump over every newbie...

Patent will prove himself with multiple reviews and comments,a nd in the meantime we should say: NICE REVIEW !

 

[GreenKitteh: Being Green]

Sorry but this review sounds like a co-worker or worse. And yes it could be a newbie (just like myself) review, but who knows.

I'll wait until I see more reviews from Patent.

 

[Aleicia]

Yes.



No. One doesn't speak of sessions as appointed rounds. Appointed rounds is a management/empolyee lingo.

 

[Eunjin]

Who knew?
"Not snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
Motto of the U.S. Postal Service

doesn't exactly sound like a management thing to me.

 

[Candace]

I was going with the same line of thinking as old jones on the appointed rounds reference.

Besides using the other definition doesn't make sense if you believe this is a shill who is promoting that the person doesn't do their other duties.

Anyways, this is getting ridiculous basically when a person has a low post count regardless of when they register who gives a good review is a shill. Guess to not be called a shill a person should give a bad review first. But wait I just said that outloud now all shills know this and will post one bad review before they start shilling.

Back away from the grassy knoll....

 

[imaghost]

MPAs make a million excuses when they are running late, I am surprised that I haven't heard them all already.



Personally, I was thinking doctors, nurses, janitors, newpaper/flyers, delivery men, security guards, etc. Doesn't really apply to management but it does have that work vibe to it.



Exactly !

It has turned into a witch hunt and we are looking for meaning beyond the words to justify our actions. What happened to innocent until proven guilty? What happens to others with low post counts who would like to post a review but don't because they this is exactly what happens to them?

You can't tell if someone is a 100% shill in 3 posts (note that 2 of them are the same) unless it is blatantly obvious. I have read other reviews that scream 95% shill and yet no one comments on them.

Imagine if this was VBB in the first post days ... do you think I should write another review for the likes of you? NO FUCKING WAY, because you guys don't deserve it. Why should I waste my time? But you know what, that is exactly what happened on another board last year and on massageplanet.net a few years back. You guys were not worth it back then and you are not worth it now, you have never learned from your mistakes. The only reason why I do what I do now is for myself and for the few that really appreciate the work and perserverance that it takes.

Please note that I am selling older massageplanet.net handles on eBay, you have your choice of ones with posts and reviews or not, may cost you extra but at least you have your foot in the door and some credibility.



MSFGK - Multiple Shots From Grassy Knoll !!!

VBB

 

[Larry R]

Holy Moly VBB!

Your reviews need to be read! Don't let a few farkwads fuck with you.
I know how it is on the SC side!
Cheers
Diode

 

[Ryan I]

Maybe we should save the shill police by placing a sticky at the top of each review section that says look out for shills and how to post it.

And we could follow that post up with how to spot the shill police and what their motives are. For all we know this is a MPA trying to detract from the competition..... I'm kidding by the way but using the equally screwed up we-didn't-land-on-the-moon cospiracy theory line of thinking.

 

[Chloe-James]

Don't worry Diode, I am going to continue to pump out the reviews.

I didn't have time for them years back but now I have the time, and they never got to me ... like I said before it's not my loss.

MP, SC or SP they all get the shill police ... rookies on the force.

VBB