Flight Attendant

[Pompal 09.]

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if
you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear
me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo
so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet -cheeks, in
my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch."[/align][/align]

 

[BK ~ ? ~]

he he he

Now if i'd been on a plane and that had happened in real life i think I would have been rolling down the aisles [sm=rollaugh.gif]