One night this man had been drinking heavy and he finally decided to make his way home. He got up from his seat walked a step and fell over. He got up again and walked another step, and fell over. Trying his luck he Stood up again and he fell over. He did this all the way home to get in his bed and fall asleep. In the morning he woke up with his wife next to him not looking very happy.
She said 'You went drinking last night did you'
Being startled by this he said 'How did you know'
She replied 'The pub rang. You left your wheelchair there'