Fun Stuff To Do In The Elevator

[It is me]

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering. "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare and grin at another passenger for a while. Finally announce, "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go." Eventually sigh and say "Oops!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Enter the elevator with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Proudly say "Ding!" at each floor.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."


I have gotta try these!!!

L&L

MC

 

[the man]

I'm going to try them tomorrow.

This is my fave:
Stare and grin at another passenger for a while. Finally announce, "I've got new socks on!"